Sir Salem OBE

Long suffering black cat navigating the world with a younger brother and step-brother dog. I also allow the human to live here too. Tweets of my life.

[Sir Salem OBE @The_Salem_Cat]

Just spruced up my name.

#NewYearsHonours #newyearhonourslist #BlackCat #CatsOfTwitter

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I want you to draw me like one of your French cats.

[Sir Salem OBE @The_Salem_Cat]

Just glanced at the humans Internet history: 'keeping cat inside after house move'. This needs further investigation. #InspectorSalem #CatsofTwittter

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How can I lock Malcolm outside in the rain. #CaturdayThoughts #salem #BlackCat

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Friday morning tomfoolery: meowing at the door for 2 hours instead of using the cat flap. #cheekySalem #BlackCat #Salem

[Sir Salem OBE @The_Salem_Cat]

I am so sorry I have been absent. But, I am back!

[Sir Salem OBE @The_Salem_Cat]

@Jollyestweets, I heard from an anonymous (but incredibly reliable) source that I'm your favorite twitter cat? I'll happily accept this accolade and a box of treats and toys. Lots of love, S x

[Sir Salem OBE @The_Salem_Cat]

Thinking of enrolling on an evening class. @Cambridge_Uni any ideas on a low stress but high reward course? You'd need to send a car and driver for me though please. 🚗📚🎒

[Sir Salem OBE @The_Salem_Cat]

I'm back!

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@TroubletheCat1 Welcome to Twitter Trouble. Greetings from me and Malcolm! X

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@Jollyestweets Did I ever tell you how much of an inspiration you are to me as a pet supply retailer? Lots of love, Salem x #CatsOfTwitter #freebies #love

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@dduhhhhhh I didn't say that I appreciated him...😶 S x

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Appreciate a Malcolm Day. #Brothers #malcolm #Salem #CatsOfTwitter

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Also, @pritipatel, I most definitely do not go to my neighbour's houses during lockdown so no need to report me. #COVID19 #lockdown #CatsOfTwitter

[Sir Salem OBE @The_Salem_Cat]

I am so kind I would bring Priti Patel a gift if she tried to bully me. #PritiPatelmustgo

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Great news: I have figured out the cat flap. Now just have to figure out how to lock out intruders.... #Malcolm #Salem #CatsOfTwitter #BlackCat

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@HamishOScotland Sending you lots of love from both me and Malcolm. Even the dog sends his love xx

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How hot is too hot when lying above the radiator? #wednesdaythought #Salem #BlackCat #CatsOfTwitter

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The human installed a 'cat flap'. I refuse to learn how to operate such lunacy. 💅 #catflapgate #stubborn #catflap #salem #CatsOnTwitter #BlackCat

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#NewProfilePic Follow for more quality content. S x