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jit supremacist

[andrew @intellegint]

Aspartame is cancer and vaccines are microchips but my steroids and drinking habits are fine and the air is poison but not because of climate change it’s something new/more evil. Oil companies are greedy but oil is better than anything and makes jobs and woke wants it gone and

[scary ruby innes @rubyinnes]

the baby gronk saga, for those who need it

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Yesterday he said “Daddy I’m scawed to wide the subway because of all the cwime” and I said shut up you stupid baby.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

🎯🎯🎯

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[preparing for my eugenics photoshoot] hey honey, where are my fucking dork glasses?

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Former governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura shares his thoughts on billionaires

[Mia @boygrrI]

the US government:

[They Might Be Giants @tmbg]

JF: just because it’s always the right time to say it—Trans rights are human rights. Stop the hate. Stop the phobia. Speak out.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

this anthropomorphic sheep sock puppet will never be a three star general in the mari—

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

the "TikTok" ban is a backdoor to basically full government surveillance of any computer "transaction". You do anything the government didn't like on the computer? Bam, 20 years or massive fines.

[pumpkin head @gingerrfuntime]

Insta saw it first but Twitter gets the full version with the fuck ups so 🤙🏻

[zach @psychicpebble]

alien’s misfortune (feat. @MichaelRCusack)

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

real

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Samantha @itssamanthaaaa_]

Brianna Ghey deserves a beautiful funeral, please donate if you can ❤️

Retweets would be appreciated if you can’t donate yourself.

https://t.co/SmZ0XPqzBX