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My tweets aren't my own. They are a representation of everyone I'm associated with. Welcome to my stream of unconsciousness.
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@DSmithShow I kid, but seriously, the money only means something if we can trust it will be well spent. I don't have any faith that it will.

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@DSmithShow Who can we target in the transfer window with that $10 million 🤔

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@BenStandig Why can't we ever draft a QB like Kirk Cousins in Washington?

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@TonyBagz I was thinking the same thing 😂

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@DylhanFlores @fbgchase I remember that, but it feels so much longer ago. Peyton Manning AFC East Champ feel like a Stranger Things episode. The premise of this tweet is still garbage to me though. There's always a great QB in every division. And the best QB doesn't always win.

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@JPFinlayNBCS Yup. Next 7 games are very winnable. But HAVE to beat the giants.

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@MustangMan_TX I say let her cook🤷🏽

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@MustangMan_TX It's called ball, not boobs. Pretty basic requirements here 🤦🏽

[Tony Siracusa @TonyBruin]

So last week I was halfway to Winston-Salem to cover a game. I pull off to get gas. Forgot my wallet at home. @CrouchingMommy interrupts her CFB viewing to bring it to me. I get to the press box. Forgot the laptop power cord. This was on the back door today. Her details are epic

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If you're expecting change and accountability you aren't cynical enough.

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I wish my TV had a private browser mode so I could watch some Fox News right now.

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@CourtyardBrew @TheDemocrats Again?

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@TerribleMaps California is espresso Martinis

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@JoshNorris Sorry in advance for your loss. This Barça team is incredible.

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@HaydenWinks That seems like lower than default settings for Jayden points🤔

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My feed is drunk

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My crazy cat thinks that just because I feed her every time she follows me in to the kitchen that I will feed her every time she follows me in to the kitchen.

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If I tried Blues Travelers in college does that make me gay? Asking for a friend..,..

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Why is Mike Tirico telling me about the book of Mormon?