Sheehan

Not everybody listens to what I say...but they certainly hear it.

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

@MLFootball

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

I'm convinced that when a parent tells their grown child "you're being disrespectful" during an argument, it is their new, adult version of "because I said so."
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[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

@brandonspikes55 @brandonspikes55 Thankful to have this implanted in my brain

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

@KeithCarterOM "While we discuss next steps" sounds more like an awkward divorce than a long term commitment.
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[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

@KirkHerbstreit @CollegeGameDay Gator D didn't have any issues going into Death Valley for a night game. Just sayin'.

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

@AnthonyDiComo Don't let this be the "ah, we shoulda" moment of the off-season. @StevenACohen2

[Mathew Mocha @Mathew_Mocha89]

Happy 30th Birthday, Pete Alonso.

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

@GainesvilleSun ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

When someone asks how many TDs Kyle Trask threw for in the FIRST HALF yesterday @GatorsFB

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

@IFC Are you censoring content now? Was watching "Casino," but it was not the fudging "Casino" I know.

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

If you've ever stood on the shore and argued incessantly with another person about which is the better life-saving technique, all while a sea full of people slowly drown, you understand what Congress is doing right now.

[Luke Theaker @Ltheaks93]

@realDonaldTrump #OpDeathEaters law and order 👀

[Anonymous @OpDeathEaters]

We need your help amplifying this and finding more information on #Epstein's net of conspirators. You can start by searching inside his personal address book the infamous 'little black book'; see any familiar names? Post them in the #OpDeathEaters hashtag. https://t.co/yKv5ng7gW5

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Now y'all are paying attention.

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

@CastronovoShow Would they do that to Jack at the Staples Center? The Knicks are a hot mess.

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

@jongreenard7 You haven't heard The Swamp turned up to 11 yet. You will on Saturday. Get after those pussycats like they owe you money! 🐊🐊🐊

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

Good Lord @duolingo. Kinda taking a dark turn there with my Italian lesson

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

I helped put up hurricane shutters and was compensated with bacon; and I truly wouldn't mind if this is a currency in which I am to be paid for any future tasks ever for anything.

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

@weatherchannel Florida:

[Sheehan @The_Sheehan]

Miss ya in the mornings, @GhiaSaysHi !