The Simp Patrol

Doing my best to keep simps in check.

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

Vesper once told his chat on his birthday that he slept with CottontailVA's Fluffer plushie

He also dreamed that he got to meet her at a con and broke into tears when she hugged him.

If not simp, why simp behaviored?

[Vesper Crowe @Vesper_Crowe]

hey, hey, I'm live

https://t.co/uooddEZoXU

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

@Vesper_Crowe I think we should listen to Arrithorn on the legitimacy of that claim.

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

Please let this post get 200 likes. I want to see this man eat a PB and Wet sandwich so bad.

I don't care if he isn't a member of Socks, he needs to consume this monstrosity.

@zentreya @CottontailVA, please help me make this a reality.

[Vesper Crowe @Vesper_Crowe]

Apparently everyone else is doing the thing
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Should I do da ting?

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

@Arrithorn @Vesper_Crowe No doubt he asked for it, and you, being the compassionate, giving queen you are, gave him what he desired.

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

He wants to get drilled by CottontailVA

[Vesper Crowe @Vesper_Crowe]

Last bit of my menty b before going back to silence lol.

[Vesper Crowe @Vesper_Crowe]

Last bit of my menty b before going back to silence lol.

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

@Vesper_Crowe @Arrithorn This is actually Vesper's dream, every night.

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

I knew it, you'd let Arrithorn and Cottontail stomp on you so hard.

[Vesper Crowe @Vesper_Crowe]

I Vesper_Crowe love to be Stepped on while i bust it Down Seggsual style to try and become Goated with the Sauce

[Vesper Crowe @Vesper_Crowe]

I once forgot my own name so bad that I just chose the name Chungo for the rest of the day. Who am I?

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

@Arrithorn Sigh

I'll get Vesper's spray bottle

[Buffpup 🦴VchiBan✨ @Buffpup_]

@party_animals 🖕- from a fellow artist

[rosedoodle🌹🖍 VchiBan ✨ @rosedoodles]

@party_animals you could have chosen to create an event and offer prizes to real, human artists... and this is the route you decided made sense instead??? not a cute look at all. 😬

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

@Dae10110493 @Kai_Fallout4 @SillyFoxo

Caught in 4K. Save it, use it for when Simp Court comes around, share it.

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

@Vesper_Crowe Bro will be found so guilty now.

[Vesper Crowe @Vesper_Crowe]

Happy Mother's Day mommy

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

That was meant to read polyamorous, not polygamous, my bad.

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

W Footstool, god tier glazer

Vesper should just ask @Arrithorn out already, I'm sure @Dae10110493 would be open to a polygamous relationship. Lmfao.

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

Huge shoutout to @Dae10110493 for finding the clip.

[The Simp Patrol @The_Simp_Patrol]

Do you guys think that @Vesper_Crowe loves @Arrithorn?