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Start Prepping Your Material! StandUp Showdown Auditions will be 2/25 and 2/27!

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Cory Booker
The most interesting thing about Cory Booker is that he’s a vegan. And being vegan should be, at best, the fourth most interesting thing about a person.

If voting for Obama made you feel good about yourself, this is your guy. https://t.co/CKzvNaiBnc

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#13 Phi Psi – Czechoslovakia. Doesn’t exist anymore but no one really noticed
Leave a frat-country pairing of your own in the comments! https://t.co/CdUAbJEm9B

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I followed up by asking Chad about how philosophy influences his life today. “I think my degree definitely made me more marketable to potential employers, like I just applied... https://t.co/KvwGferKQ4

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StandUp ShowDown Tonight at 7! Get your tickets at the door!

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StandUp ShowDown is tomorrow at 7pm! Buy your tickets at the door for the probably funniest but definitely most raunchy event of the semester.

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Chancellor Zeppos and the Vanderbilt Board of Trustees are proud to announce a brand new full tuition scholarship to be offered to the class of 2023 and beyond! The scholarship is said to be inspired by Cornelius “Fuck Labor Day” Vanderbilt and his... https://t.co/gj1WUq4arw

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Think about it. Then think about it some more. Then stop thinking about it and go with your gut. As Zeppos put it back in October, Blakemore’s the fucking Puerto Rico of Vanderbilt https://t.co/D9ec0KzX0Q

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"Do you care about recent political issues, such as BLM, LGBTQ discrimination, mass incarceration, and violence against women? Are you just a white, cisgender man who’s looking for a place to engage in... https://t.co/R3khXtoc2j

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"Bernie wants to lower the price of drugs. None of the fun ones, but still cool" https://t.co/rByHiNvcmg

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From the archives: Whether you’re Irish or not, these St. Fratty’s Day outfits are the best way to say “Please take me to formal” without you having to write it on your... https://t.co/b9JXexZ3qc

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Watch our VSG Presidential debate - LIVE! https://t.co/XNZjBUzQRE

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From the archives: My favorite part of the trip was when we visited an elementary school. I got to take pictures holding all the kids, which was so cute. Even though some of the... https://t.co/3o2JWQ8Elt

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Come out to our VSG Presidential Debate today at 5pm in Commons MPR! https://t.co/EB3VZW24On

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From the archives https://t.co/X9RGSlcmed

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An interview with a Vanderbilt sophomore, Jessica, shed a lot of light on the situation: “Obviously Daddy could have bought me a spot at an Ivy if I wanted it, I just... https://t.co/P9DfAqxat5

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Record #2 Most Rocks Up Ass
Confused on how to do the Geology pre-lab, freshman Dennis Goldfarb shoved 6 ¾ rocks up his butt, earning him this record and the first bid from the last class of AEPi. https://t.co/eAJ6SFPQC9

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Sign ups are still open! https://t.co/Nj1OqRHa76

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On bid day, I cried for 13 hours straight after getting Theta instead of Kappa. I literally still have PTSD. But, I decided to be proactive and shipped myself a thoroughbred pony with diamond gems instead of eyes; you can read... https://t.co/adWDNZwMZd

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Blue told our team. “I care deeply about equal representation in the government, and the fact that we’ve gone this long as a country without electing someone who reflects colors of color... https://t.co/hZTASS2RUj

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In a statement, the spokesperson for the Federation of Employees for Charmin Extra Soft (FECES) stated, “we’ve seen our membership grow significantly over the past ten... https://t.co/2dS1EByiA6