SecretlyHankMoody

More chipper than an ass clown on bath salts.

[SecretlyHankMoody @The_Smilehound]

@BettyBowers Me: [not even pretending to care.]

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Hot void summer

[Phil Arballo @PhilArballo]

Spread this far and wide: the GOP wants to win the House in 2022 so they can block certification of the electoral college votes in 2024. We need more people to know this. Please RT.

[SecretlyHankMoody @The_Smilehound]

@GermanStrands Absof*ckinglutely

[Phil Arballo @PhilArballo]

Retweet if you’re glad Rudy Giuliani is being investigated.

[SecretlyHankMoody @The_Smilehound]

My boyfriend wanted me to name my new pet spider ‘Charlotte’ after #CharlotteswebWeb

Which, don’t get me wrong, I loved; but just wasn’t #poppunk enough for the little lady.

So her name is #GoodCharlotte.

[SecretlyHankMoody @The_Smilehound]

Anyone know a good Pray The Trump Away Camp? Asking for a friend.

[Deacon Blues @lusstylucy]

Stephen Colbert: not impeaching Trump because he is out of office is like setting Jeffery Dahmer free because he is full.

[Geeky Waffle Network @Geeky_Waffle]

Today we are all Leslie Knope.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Vice President Kamala Harris.

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

Instead of reading the 1776 Project, which is just Trump's dumbest friends recounting what they vaguely remember about history in the most racist language possible, consider downloading an ultra-highdef pic of a butthole and just really studying it.

[The Political Rants @vinod_d007]

@WhiteHouse This did not age well 👇

[SecretlyHankMoody @The_Smilehound]

Too little to late, nobody believes your self-serving backpedaling and nobody wants to “come together” with your sycophantic white supremacist cultists. We want a country without them, we want a country without you.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Retweet if you think Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley should resign immediately.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

Republicans: “This impeachment is being rushed”

Republicans the week RBG died:

[SecretlyHankMoody @The_Smilehound]

Am I the only one getting some serious Palpatine vibes from the McCarty guy flying the trump flag?

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The White House has become the fuhrer bunker.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

The big tell is the WH flag is not at half staff in memory of Capitol Police Officer Sicknick.