Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.
I have reenlisted.
While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew
Mil gracias a todos
Many thanks to all
Merci beaucoup à tous
Grazie mille à tutti
谢谢大家
شكرا لكم جميعا
תודה לכולכם
Obrigado a todos
Vielen Dank euch allen
Tack alla
Хвала свима
Gràcies a tots
@TheBigPic@SeanFennessey@akdobbins My fiancé and I are going to Venice at the end of this month! Any restaurant, bar, can’t miss things to do recommendations would be much appreciated!!!
If you play fantasy football, you will find this helpful:
This will 100% give you a boost over your friends…
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@unspooled@TheAmyNicholson@paulscheer Weirdly have a similar story about not watching Porco for longer than necessary after knowing it existed: I passed it countless times for years on movie rental store shelves always freaked out by the pig on it. Turns out I was wrong!