Space Opera

“Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropiate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?”

[Space Opera @The_Space_Opera]

>pyrotechnics party immediately thrown upon your death
>you become the core figure of AI slop
>widowed wife can’t even mention you without trying to shill merchandise

Has anyone in history been so humiliated?

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.”

It’s an instinct.

[Space Opera @The_Space_Opera]

@TheFP Great. Are you gonna take it down or what?

[Space Opera @The_Space_Opera]

@speedgump

[Rick @colonelhogans]

Charlie Kirk said Texas would never vote for Democrats in his lifetime.

He was right! 😂

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

Colom won because his ad promised cancellation immunity for white guys who say "SHEEEEEEEIIIIII"

[Space Opera @The_Space_Opera]

@axios

[Vials @hisbelovedsleep]

J.K. Rowling naming a black person

[Space Opera @The_Space_Opera]

@HatsOffff

[☽ @HEIMPRINT]

this video being the theme of twitter last night 😭😭😭

[E J Ferguson @fergles]

27 out of 50. so 54% of states, not 75% of states.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on JD Vance: "Maybe he won't run"

[Alan Cole @AlanMCole]

I feel like if they had just stayed with the “Malfoid” messaging and not transitioned into all of this Anakin stuff, they could’ve held the Senate.

[SLO @SLOplays]

WAIT you're telling me the dude who composed the Super Gogeta theme is now the Texas Attorney General wtf ✌️😭

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

you just created a million malfoid skywalkers

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

And I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think that they'd understand

[Tekzas 🇺🇸🏜️🇺🇳 @Texas_Libtard]

Greg Abbott meeting with Paxton after the election

[maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry]

obligatory clone high election meme