The Swipe

You can call me Miss Tinder. A city gal whose world is based on the ultimate decision, the choice between something more or nothing at all- the SWIPE.

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@ShawnKalina swipe on my friend (;

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@ShawnKalina it doesn't.. You double tap something on Instagram if you like it so I was referencing the two (;

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"Hope you like the Backstreet Boys because my penis is larger than life"

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I don't trust people who smile with their mouths closed

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Double tapping guys on tinder because I wanna pin em later (;

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If you think you'll regret something in the morning.......sleep late.

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A better you attracts a better next

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I didn't think I had a type until I got a tinder..#talldarkhandsome

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Made a date with a tinder tonight.. Cancelled so I good just stay in and rent a movie with another boy. Ya gotta do whatcha gotta do 😎

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"Send me a pic" is where a girl loses all respect for you.

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"Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pants." Is it bad that I'm the one that said? 😉

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Tinder pick up line of the night......"Wanna try a 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you 1."

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My tinder is a body builder with an amazing bod but not so amazing face. Instead of dating can you just be my trainer?

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Just taught my 38 year old boss how to tinder. She said she's putting me on the social media team.. Ya girls movin on up

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'Hey Tinderella' was cute the first 5 times it was used.....

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"Your hot." ... Well YOU'RE an idiot, goodbye. #theswipe

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I kind of knew someone but it wasn't until I got matched with them on tinder for it to feel socially acceptable to hook up with them.#hotsex

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So how do I tell my tinder I gave him #theswipe right because he looked like a major league athlete not because I'm actually interested

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The depression that sets in when "there is no one new around you, tell your friends" pops up.