The former TLMM

The Former Twitter-less MM, native Nebraska Cornhusker, husband, father, @UNLincoln alum who loves dad jokes.

[Sony @Sony]

Who’s down for a dip in the TubStation? 🌊

Shoutout to @kidd_gorgeous for this incredible animation

[Nebraska Football @HuskerFootball]

PACKING IT UP. TAKING IT HOME.

[Nebraska Football @HuskerFootball]

BIG RED FRIDAY.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

We got it done in OT!!!

[Mike Clay @MikeClayNFL]

The undisputed Halloween candy rankings 🎃

[Nebraska Football @HuskerFootball]

Hot off the press 🔥

The 2023 schedule is here.

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

And, yes, when I said the #GotGHolidaySpecial was going to debut my new favorite MCU character, that favorite character is Kevin Bacon. @kevinbacon

[The former TLMM @The_TL_MM]

@Rushthewriter Did it bite lol?!

[The former TLMM @The_TL_MM]

@Rushthewriter @JustinRust @CEHildebrand For your information, I chase my daughter around at home quite often. My joints crack as I run, of course lol.

[The former TLMM @The_TL_MM]

@Rushthewriter @bookowl @gjerdery

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Introducing The Coors Light. Get your The Coors Light at https://t.co/i6C9th3Uyw 🔦🏔

[The former TLMM @The_TL_MM]

@Rushthewriter That's cool!

[TMZ @TMZ]

Man arrested after shooting Johnny Cash water tank In Kingsland, causing a week-long leak. https://t.co/lR7ArLRXl2

[Larry The Cable Guy @GitRDoneLarry]

Lol

[The former TLMM @The_TL_MM]

@Rushthewriter Speak for yourself. The 1890s weren't that long ago.

[The former TLMM @The_TL_MM]

@Rushthewriter I don't have the heart to read any further lol. And what are NFTs? Not Fun Things? Actually I know they're tokens of some sort, but I have never understood what the big deal is about them.

[The former TLMM @The_TL_MM]

@Rushthewriter Go to Oregon and rent a movie lol!

[The former TLMM @The_TL_MM]

@Rushthewriter Let's just say these layoffs won't create a smile in every aisle...

[The former TLMM @The_TL_MM]

@Rushthewriter Chris Rock got rocked, wouldn't you say, Ty lol? Now Fresh Prince Will Smith has to go to Bel-Air after that confrontation to be safe, right?