Joel Patterson

The Story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This had made a lot of people very angry and was generally regarded as a bad move.

[Franklin @FranklinVH2]

You’d think they suffered a tsunami or a nuke or something, rather than some sanctions on settler olive oil

[mummeryt1994 @cutebritboy94]

I don’t wanna sound antisemitic or anything, but I don’t think kids should be carpet-bombed in tents.

[Max Ekpunobi ✞ @maxekpunobi]

What do you mean “I’m a Christian who disagrees with the Bible?”

[LOST @TheLOSTworld_]

Today, we're remembering Mira Furlan on what would have been her 71st birthday.

[Mark Wilson @MarkWilson1980]

Thought of the day

Never forget John Humes wise words regarding Sinn Fein/PIRA.

[i am superwholost @slayercomma]

Nobody knows that it has a 9.2 on IMDB and is not in fact universally hated (like the GOT or HIMYM finales)

[Max Scott @maxbscott]

To Spurs fans sending me this..

Yes, Neco Williams’ hand is *very close* to the ball.

But this isn’t clearly and obviously touching it.

There’s an argument you can see his hair in between his hand and the ball.

But the fact we have to zoom in and debate this is precisely the evidence that this isn’t worthy of being overturned.

Scrap VAR.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

As you're no doubt aware, Elton John's musical tribute to Princess Diana, "Candle in the Wind '97", has become the fastest selling CD in history.

Well, in Dayton, Ohio, a local music chain had a wonderful idea: To donate all its profits from the single to a local AIDS group.

However, in a tragic piece of irony, Weekend Update has learned that the local AIDS group now plans to spend all of the money... on landmines.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

50 years ago today, Aardman began making films.

[Dragon Prince Aesandril @CaledorianMage]

I have as of now, officially read the entirety of A Song of Ice and Fire.

Surely George will release the Winds of Winter now that I specifically have read the series.

[beaney @angelnolastname]

@wwpryce I feel like people just assume it’s boring based on the early episodes (which I do like but I’m not huge on them), I remember being shocked by how good s2/s3 were and the second half of s5 is some of the best tv I’ve seen. Also that’s my family, no disrespect to them allowed

[han 🦖🎱 @wwpryce]

angel is a really good show when you don't have people trying to convince you it's the worst thing to ever exist

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

>show has a pastor character
>he’s evil

[Barto @bartonovopolis]

The best written Avengers movie and it’s not even remotely close

[Lemons @insanelylemons]

Motorcycle emptiness might be one of the best songs ever

[macksy @macksypowwa]

when busted said they’d been to the year 3000 and not much had changed but they live underwater? that’s quite a big change in my opinion.

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇫🇰 NEW: Benjamin Netanyahu’s son says the Falkland Islands are Argentinian

This is factually inaccurate as the Falkland Islands are British

[Okelfo @okelfo]

Odio esta línea. Robert, Ned y Jon no hicieron la guerra porque "Robert estaba entunado". La hicieron porque Aerys mató a Rickard y Brandon Stark cuando fueron a pedir respuestas, y encima después el forro pidió las cabezas de Ned y Robert por quejarse. No podían no rebelarse.