E.J.B.

A world traveler who enjoys a good nap

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

QUIT WORKING AND GO GET A MARG

[Derek Holland @Dutch_Oven45]

This was absolutely magical. Your World Series Champion Texas Rangers!!!!! So happy for this city and fan base and congrats to @Rangers #2023worldserieschampions

[Tech N Tortillas 🦅🦅🌵 @techntortillas]

What was it like watching Adolis Garcia in the 2023 post season

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

COREY SEAGER BOMB

WE GOT A TIE GAME IN THE 9TH

[Pat Doney @PatDoneyNBC5]

Tomorrow begins our DFW "sportsigami."
For only the second time ever (2010), the Rangers, Cowboys, Stars and Mavericks will all be in-season at the same time... @NBCDFW

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Zach Wilson promised you.

[Turf Mowers @TurfMowers]

@ the team who tried to fight us

We hope the this video finds you well. You can’t hurt our Turf Mower pride.🦅

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Where were you when I rhymed Mansion with Wiscansin?

[Turf Mowers @TurfMowers]

New season. New account. The Turf Mowers start their 3rd season tonight at the indoor. 10:30 pm kickoff. As always, #MowTurf

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Seattle: 4
Joe Pavelski: 4

INCREDIBLE.

@budlight | #BudLightCelly | #TexasHockey

[Ayman Al-Abdullah 🧱 @aymanalabdul]

Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride." (Ht Jamieson Faulcon)

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[Alex Wells @AlexWells34]

It’s officially time to start the awards and accolades for this season. Stay tuned in this 🧵 to see who earned what

[E.J.B. @The_TanKnight]

Proud to be the “6th man” of indoor soccer

[Alex Wells @AlexWells34]

The missed half the season award goes to: @The_TanKnight

[Alex Wells @AlexWells34]

Who doesn’t love a good Matchday! The Turf Mowers are back again tonight with coverage starting at 10:00 and kickoff at 10:30 at the indoor. #MowTurf

[0️⃣ @iso_tatum]

Brett Maher trying to get into the Cowboys practice facility tomorrow

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Brett Maher next week