Sarge

Official Bono hate account, NFL free agent

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

I just took a dna test turns out its 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

@CincinnatiZoo this is how you should have handled it

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Yellowstone National Park staff have confirmed they won't kill the bison that attacked a 65-year-old man and flipped him into the air

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

Fuck all the way off

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

the best part about ohio is leaving

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

@U2 tell Bono to fuck off for me please thx

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

I swear if they do it again

[Alertpage, Inc @alertpage]

CINCINNATI, OH | *MAJOR TRAUMA* | 32 ERKENBRECHER AVENUE @ CINCINNATI ZOO | VICTIM ATTACKED BY RED PANDA | REPORTING BITES AND SCRATCHES | EMS ON SCENE

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

They playin iCarly at the function #lit

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you're clinically depressed but the white girl music starts playing

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

@Canada sorry there Bud

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

I could take any muppet in a fight

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

@U2 hey fuck you

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

@BWWings why was I able to place a pick up order for a store that has been closed since 11/12?

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

Wtf is happening today

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

@MrBeast how many likes to fight you for 5 rounds?

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

Don’t let me shenan once or I swear to good I’ll shenanigan

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

This is a beautiful keytar

[ひろし @daichel1192]

ベースです！実際に音出ます！

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

There’s a special place in hell for people who don’t respect the “15 items or less” checkouts

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

@CincinnatiZoo Harambe liked corn

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

I should have won a Nickelodeon blimp

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

My talons are all the way up

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Keeping it in Ohio!!!

Canton McKinley and Bowling Green’s own is on his way to Cleveland 🔥 @fannin_jr

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

Currently being held hostage in the Taco Bell drive through send help

[Sarge @The_Thunderbite]

I am not emotionally ready for this Severance finale