The Thwomp

I fall down a lot, but no one ever offers to help me back up. I feel so misunderstood.

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@bikwin5 .thwomps have feelings too, you know.

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Shy Guy demanded my insurance info after colliding with me. I only wanted to tell him good luck in the race. #thwompproblems

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@shintaroui .Whoops, didn't see you there. Sorry!

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@jamberg_ .What's wrong with looking like me?

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@OweeeeenDennis I think you mean "improving"

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@OweeeeenDennis @amazonecho Dammit, Owen.

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@OweeeeenDennis I need this

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@lacookiecon How do I get a refund for my VIP weekend pass? It's 9:44am, and I still haven't been allowed in.

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@OweeeeenDennis your privilege is showing

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@GamingTday . I look so beautiful!

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Sprained my ankle when I came down to see Yoshi. He said I'm a liar because I don't have ankles. It's like he doesn't know me at all.

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.@OweeeeenDennis I was wondering why the corgi's treat bag had been opened.

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@OweeeeenDennis @tobytobyjones Well, @HamShears and I were ignored completely. #pooryou #thwompproblems #daughterproblems

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.@OweeeeenDennis You failed to mention that they're cutoffs. Not even Thwomps wear cutoffs. #detailsmatter

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.@OweeeeenDennis ...so you're sucking in blood from mosquitos that they sucked from other people? You're a secondary vampire?

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Our thoughts are with @UCLA during this tragic and difficult time. #UCLA

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Always research your plastic surgeon thoroughly, or your face might end up like mine. #botchedfacelift #somanyregrets

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.@OweeeeenDennis @Csnyde74 But who's #1? Oh, that's right... #thwompboss

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.@souljamikey @Auzirk @adrianswaggod @christiaaaan7 I'm thwomp. How can someone else be thwomp?

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.@noisegrrrl I don't mean to be dangerous...