It’s 10:58pm on Thirsty Thursday circa 2018. You fight your way across the Dirty Den, hand the bartender $2, and get two Nattys back. Haven’t checked your phone in hours, all your friends are with you. The overcrowded bar belts out Sweet Caroline. Life is good.
White House: seniors are getting the biggest SS increase in 10 years.
Context-checkers: That's because inflation is the highest it's been in decades.
White House: *deletes tweet*
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