O for Oreva✨ 🍫

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

In less than a fortnight, toddlers will have spent two months (60 whole days) in the forest with animals in the name of kidnappers.

Unlike the ‘bring back our girls’ that went international, there isn’t even a hashtag for these kids.

Nigerians, it’s not fair o!!!💔

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

So which of your children is carrying on with this your wonderful family heritage?

[Nans @nansbello]

When Nigerians continue to memeify our problems, this is what happens. Keep making your jokes and skits and calling them “satire”. The people you are doing it for will satirize you back and in a crueler way.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

The Nigerian Government in the bid to protect and shield one of its own high-ranking criminal officials would have you believe certain absolutely impossible claims. This satanic corrupt compromised animals in government want you to believe that

1. That a random man “created” a fake government agency,

2. This fake government agency was called Presidential Foreign Intervention Promotion Council,

3. This same man then appointed himself as the director general, he got office at the government’s owned Federal Secretariat complex,

4. This same man opened a bank account with the government’s owned central bank of Nigeria,

5. This same man got the agency into the national budget of 2026 which was signed by the president,

6. This same man got 1.3billion naira allocated to this so-called ‘fake’ agency,

7. This same man was able to organise meeting with government appointed ambassadors, hold important sessions with federal ministers, and he even represented Nigeria at goobal conferences.

But most importantly,
The Nigerian government wants you to believe that everything I just wrote here from 1-7 was done and accomplished by this random man without the government being aware, being complicit or being involved.

Do you know what it takes to open an account with CBN? Do you know what it means to have an agency inside the country’s national budget? Do you know what it implies that this budget was signed by the president?

Now go back and read those points from 1-7 again and ask yourself how possible it is that a random man will be able to do all of this without heavy compromise from top government officials. Yet this kind of improbable lunatic proposition is what this demonic APC wants you to believe.

This is a government of blatant thieves, godless charlatans, heartless criminals and lying scoundrels.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“A nation of fools will always have things to laugh about.”

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

You cannot out-hustle a failed government.

You cannot out-pray a failed government.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Changed National Anthem that has been there for ages

Changed NYSC Khaki that Corpers have been wearing from day 1

The country has tons of problems that needs sorting out but no, let the Corpers start wearing Adire 💔

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

GEJ’s greatest crime was coming from a minority tribe.

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

Singapore and China didn't get better through prayers and platforming end time pastors.

Wake up Nigerians..

They kill corrupt politicians!!!

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

I just feel so lost as a Nigerian.

Can even sing my country's national anthem

Because Tinubu decided to change it in my 30s.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"We regret to inform you”

I'll make sure you regret informing me

[O for Oreva✨ 🍫 @The_Victoriah]

@Row_Haastrup The body of Christ don suffer sha, see people hiding under the canopy have been exposed.

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

and that's one thing he is good at. you cannot eat from his hand and hide, you must dance in the market with the food for everyone to know that he fed you.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

No issues, regardless.

Just obey the first rule: Never use the same username on your other social media handles. Don’t try it!

Lastly, after reserving a username, go to:

Settings >> Account>>Username>>Contact me by username>>Who can contact me by username? >>>Choose “People who know my key”.

Your key is right below.

Then you are good. Also make sure your 2-Factor Authentication is active or you activate it.

After all these, i promise you, nothing fit touch your account.

[O for Oreva✨ 🍫 @The_Victoriah]

Happy New Month! Go get your PVC!!

[Ibeh @masurge7]

GEJ became Acting President February 9th 2010.

Three months later on 5th May 2010 Yar'Adua was officially declared dead and on THAT SAME DAY Adeboye threatened GEJ with a million man match protest over insecurity.

Today he's making excuses for his kinsman. Evil Conman

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

So I’m the one who’ll go to hell but your daddy G.O who supports this evil called tinubu will make heaven.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

"Are you expecting the Commander-in-chief to put on Khaki?"

Nooo, he should be wearing buba and iro

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

It’s 46days since Oyo children were taken.
It’s 46days since Oyo children were taken.
It’s 46days since Oyo children were taken.
It’s 46days since Oyo children were taken.
It’s 46days since Oyo children were taken.

Pls keep speaking up.
Pls share for the world to see this.
💔

[Kartik Dayanand @KartikDayanand]

This new WhatsApp usernames feature should scare anyone.

On most social media apps we try to get a username that matches our real name. It's a flex if we can grab one.

On WhatsApp it will be a privacy nightmare if we do that. Anyone can search for the name and directly reach our WhatsApp inbox/feed without ever needing our phone number.

So best to never use our real name on that platform, ever!