TJ Laurisch

Former RHP for Harvard University. I like video games, cars, doubling down on all 11's, and taking pictures with not-yet-domesticated animals.

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Yo my mom got me this cake and I am AMPED I LOVE CARS AND MY MAN LIGHTNING MCQUEEN IS DROPPING A SICK BURNOUT

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@TastyOSRS @B0aty @TpapaTV @jackkuehner Going to play brick house on repeat until I hit it (or MGM bans me). Safe travels 🫡

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Thanks for shooting the dice today @B0aty @TastyOSRS @TpapaTV — maybe one day a hard 6 will be rolled.

@TpapaTV — @jackkuehner was the man who questioned your friendship. I’m not afraid to throw our friendship under the bus to simp for OSRS content creators.

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@JagexNox Feels weird typing this, but why infernal cape over ferocious gloves for melee punish? Gz on pet, can’t wait for lightning mcqueen transmog

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@Ali_Nejad Thanks for chatting cars and watches tonight king, I appreciate the time. Might have to trade that AP in for an Omega if you get the Bond DB12 spec though…

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@bp22 Alright Bill let’s see what I can learn 🫡

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@junglemandan Thanks for the pic today at the Aria king, GL in the streets this weekend

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@Ali_Nejad Good shout, appreciate it! GL with any main event participation / commentary / sweats 🫡

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@Ali_Nejad What’s the go to at Javier’s big papa? Incredibly indecisive

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@WILLIESUEDE Whose beef Wellington is better - yours or Gordon Ramsey’s?

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@MullerZach @BetMGM Having trouble withdrawing from there as well from a MI poker deposit — hard agree with you here

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@NickRTFM I figure you might appreciate the RNG (45 minutes apart)

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@bp22 @newsycombinator Stake me 90%, then we can save money and buy 1 photo of both of us punting at the same time?

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@SacUp79 @NickMarchington @gaucho2121 Real time assistance I believe

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@Pkrguy23 @NickMarchington @gaucho2121 Real time assistance I believe

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@NanoDesuX7 @Faux_Freedom https://t.co/leO1Zm7rBF

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@Jimb0_Slice_ @Faux_Freedom https://t.co/leO1Zm7rBF

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@Teletubyking Insanely fun account to watch. Maybe not as much attention as C Engineer or SoloMission but equally high quality content. Looking forward to the next chapter.

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@berkey11 AQo is my more serious guess!!