Walter Barnes

Bio: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... (Hmm, how much space do I get here? Better tighten it up) I was born & I'm not dead yet (Nailed it)

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Overnight flights aren't so pricey, they include 1 night accommodation but w/no bed, no shower, & 3 bathroom closets u share w/100 other ppl

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

The divided United States of America will unite today, sharing a cosmic event predicted by the methods and tools of science.

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#WeirdFallPhobias
Fear of people who refer to Fall as Autumn.

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#HanSoloMovieTitles
Laugh It Up Hot Fuzzball

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@PFTompkins That aside, the Confederacy was unequivocally antiUSA & it's values. So to embrace it & call yourself a patriot is delusional.

[attn @attn]

.@Schwarzenegger has a blunt message for Nazis.

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#FakeGameOfThronesSpoilers
Uh, something about a polar bear and a smoke monster happens? #neverwatchedgot #neverwatchedlost

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Coward DT has blocked an organization of VETERANS & their families bc they disagree w him & asked him to renounced hate & white supremacists https://t.co/rU0Vy0X1Uk

[Common Defense @commondefense]

As Veterans, we told Donald Trump that the way to honor Heather Hayer is to unconditionally oppose white supremacy & hate. He blocked us.

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@Alyssa_Milano DT's a prime exmpl of every vile personality trait u cld have. He's everything u hope you're children won't grow up to be.

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@Alyssa_Milano Wish tht headline started "Trump will be". Every week brings new levels of evil & still > 1/3 of US say "I support this".

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#BoozeUpAFilm
Keg Stand By Me

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#BoozeUpAFilm
Hot Shots Shots Shots Shots Shots!

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#MakeAFilmOptimistic
Everything's going to be just Final Destination

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@PFTompkins
The man who first played Godzilla has died. The man who played Mothra is still at large.

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@TheFilmVault #ListenerTop5
Joss Whedon writes, Edgar Wright directs

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@TheFilmVault #ListenerTop5
Mel Brooks writes, Coen Brs direct

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#UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs
Kylo Ren & Stimpy

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#IfCollegeDidntExist they'd still have SATs but no one would give a sh*t.

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#ItRarelyWorksOutWhen
... well ever actually.

Oh wait. I thght this was #IRarelyWorkOutWhen
My bad. On second thought, that works for both.

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#SuperheroScandals
Quicksilver is fast in the streets, too fast in the sheets.