the_dangrenade

He/They
B.L.M 🌈 A.C.A.B ⚤

Books, Booze, Movies and The Blues.
"What a stupid time to be alive"

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No accent AND no Ass?
No thank you.
#NotMyMario #ChrisPratt #chrisprattmario #Nintendo #MarioMovie

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The Great Ben Bailey Smith is in @starwars Andor. I'm hoping he'll blast someone for putting the blue milk in first.
#StarWars #ANDOR #DocBrown #BenBaileySmith #BlueMilk

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Toenails. Why? What do they do? Other than make me very aware of how badly my boots fit. #Toenails #ShowerThoughts

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Foot in cold bed = 😊 😎 😴
Foot out of cold bed = 👾 🤯 ⛇

Brain, explain yourself.

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@supershayne I see The Chosen has assimilated @supershayne twitter. May God half mercy on us all.

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Not, Coolio.

#linguistics #rip

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@DamienHaas He says FRIENDS. Don't be friends then. Wdk.

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@TheDarkLilly69 Siri, convert $7,700 into the plummeting pound*

*not my college nickname b.t.w

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Why feet? They're physically the sole of the soul.
#kinkshame #sorrynotsorry

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"Take what you can get" Should apply to shoplifting. Not matters of the heart.
#Online #Dating #ShowerThoughts

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@MythicalChef
Josh. A show where you try to redeem underated/so so food.

#Mythical #MythicalKitchen

Welcome to Burgertory.

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Madison *Thinks*

That might be the greatest thing ever.
🤣🖤👌
#Smosh #Puberty #TheMusical #KilledMe

@smosh @Co_Mill

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/pWfBuPAYhX

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Hey, look.
I know we don't talk much @Twitter but if anyone asks, I didn't just eat 8 custard doughnuts. Thanks. Love you.
#Doughnuts #Shame

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I live with 4 other people, and my social anxiety doesn't even exist when crossing paths while waiting for the bathroom to be free 1st thing in the morning.

My bladder ruling my brain.
Yay.
#MentalHealthAwarenessMonth #Anxiety #MorningThoughts #TheDangrenade

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Going out with a singer is amazing.
When they shower, free gig.
#ImNotCheap #ImNorthern #ShowerThoughts #DatingAnArtist

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Home delivery for fine dining. Call it "Cloche Calls"

#showerthoughts #homedelivery #thedangrenade

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https://t.co/WJ6ZIF76im

#dukeofedinburgh #mythoughts #TheDangrenade

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@Co_Mill Whose Jackbox Catchphrase was this?