T’was the night before of Christmas,
game day for the Flock,
when from the front porch,
came a burp and a knock.
I ran to the door,
and no one was there,
but the smell of a skunked
Natty Boh filled the air.
The heart of a raven,
the shape of a panda,
I knew this could only be,
Baltimore Santa.
And when I turned round,
I swear it’s the truth,
He was hitting a mean
Park Heights Strut on the roof.
He wore camouflage cargos,
of purple and black,
An old 52 jersey,
donned on his back,
once Wacko for Flacco,
now lit for Lamar,
he was guzzling egg nog,
straight from the jar.
He ran down the roof,
with a quickening pace,
and tripped on the gutter,
landing right on his face,
“Now KHam, now Roquan,
now Marlon, let’s go!”
“On Flowers, on Bateman,
and LJ the Goat”.
Then he flew off to Houston,
Shouting “Let’s fucking win this”
“And to all a good night,
Merry Charm City Christmas”
#RavensFlock @Ravens
Sources: The #Seahawks are set to hire #Ravens DC Mike Macdonald as their new head coach. Seattle was willing to wait for him if Baltimore made the Super Bowl.
Instead, their season ended last week and he takes a big-time job. He’s currently in Seattle on a 2nd interview.
Ravens 12-3
5 interceptions
Lamar Jackson MVP
Gus TD
Zay Flowers TD
Marlon’s best game this year
Kyle Hamilton is HIM
Mike Macdonald is a legend
Best team in the league
#1 seed in the AFC
Pray for Kyle Hamilton
Merry Christmas!