Samuel Philip

if you want peace, get ready for war

[Samuel Philip @The_improviser]

a pun joke walked in and killed 10 friends. pun in, ten dead.

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Only in BAT showed me Being broke teaches you math. “If I buy fries today, can I still afford existing tomorrow?

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The Supreme Court has restored the David Mark-led leadership of the African Democratic Congress (ADC).

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Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe's Campaign In The 1960's..

Dis was before the advent of Oil Money and Corruption!! It was all issues based campaigns with Agric the main source of foriegn exchange and GDP growth.

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Pre-save my new single "Take My Hand" on Spotify: https://t.co/NdK1FG7jFk (powered by @distrokid)

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Pre-save my new single "Issues" on Spotify: https://t.co/5iERFuEPLb (powered by @distrokid)

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Who Rock the tie better?
Asake, Wizkid, Burna Boy and Wizkid?

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Foolish man give wife grand piano.
Wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius says:

Man who run in front of car, get tired.

Man who run behind car, get exhausted.

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

Man on bottom always fuck up

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First Night of Marriage as a devoted Christian.

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Each time Nigeria edges toward another election season, the atmosphere thickens with anticipation—like waiting on skies heavy with clouds, unsure if they’ll break into rain. Though 2027 is still months ahead, the early tremors are already visible.

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Confidence isn’t “believing in yourself.”
It’s being okay with looking stupid until you don’t anymore.

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I found this diabolic Egusi

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@davido find me least 5 million. You no go regret am. You go save life and you go forever be the baddest. I believe say if you see this message na miracle, if you even send the money na grace!

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A bird can fly but a fly cannot Bird

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What's the difference between a bird and a fly

Wrong answers only

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The funniest joke ever written

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@ZenithBank zenith bank I have a pending transaction since yesterday! What on earth is this I thought your service had been restored.

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You WIN with this Christian motivational Speech #christian #inspiration ... https://t.co/LShQktSBAq via @YouTube

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@elonmusk Laura Dilemma Season 1
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@JoshyBeSloshy Laura Dilemma Season 1
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@TeamCRonaldo Laura Dilemma Season 1
https://t.co/mXNplskoCa