Simmo

Here for giggles.

[KP 🇫🇷 @kingRihh]

yuh fi shame @kfcjamaica

[Simmo @The_timster_]

@thekhxos The Jamaican Embassy in Washington has designated drop off points.

[Andrew Holness @AndrewHolnessJM]

Today, I’m pleased to announce the launch of https://t.co/DLpVpnsuOv, the Government of Jamaica’s official platform to coordinate relief, mobilize support, and manage recovery efforts in the wake of Hurricane Melissa.

The site allows users to donate securely, submit pledges, report emergencies, and locate nearby shelters. It is designed to serve Jamaicans at home and abroad who wish to assist with national recovery efforts.

Please remember, if it doesn’t end with .gov.jm, it is not an official Government of Jamaica website.

Visit: https://t.co/DLpVpnsuOv
🇯🇲

[Bloomberg @business]

Jamaican Prime Minister Andrew Holness wins a rare third term as voters reward his administration for bringing down debt, unemployment and crime https://t.co/KvDWrNuBWN

[Simmo @The_timster_]

Disingenuous is what it is ….

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

has no longterm friendships

[Simmo @The_timster_]

Yow yow 🎤☝🏾

[Simmo @The_timster_]

@jackiejjackson @najaemurray_ That’s rich

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

this is not a co-sign, all of them
should be stopped 😭

[Simmo @The_timster_]

All now me cyah bélieve me go pon thé people dem mic guh say BoAt 😭

[A M O R C I T O @iSweethearts]

Extraño el aroma de tu perfume en tu piel mientras me abrazas fuertemente y sonríes. 🥺💙

[Conscious Lee @TheConsciousLee]

Sadly this video got 2.5 million views and almost half a million likes…

[Joel @joelnotjole]

Arrived in Cancun, Mexico (who have a visa free arrangement with Jamaica I think) yesterday and the immigration agent had to go ask her boss if she can let we in. Travelling on a Jamaican passport is an adventure I tell you.

[フェリペ・ヒリアノ @rinku_exe]

@LeoPiccioli Usar la palabra "Colaborador" en vez de Trabajador, que es la que corresponde.

La palabra colaborador es del cinismo más grande que hay en una empresa.

La gente de Recursos Humanos que usa esa palabra desconoce la relación vertical que hay entre jefe y trabajador.

[Juan Pablo Meneses Gómez @MenesesJuan]

Amiga!! ¿Y cómo te fue en tu cita?

[Simmo @The_timster_]

@brianarussel_ Think you may need to sit this one out. Come …