The Kevwe Patani

Human in search of perfection
Seeking to please the Spirit of Truth and Adventure

3d artist
Music producer

[The Kevwe Patani @The_underscor3]

In case y'all don't know
I'm a 3d modeller/Designer
Specializing in prop modelling and interior design
I'm currently working on automotive modelling
So yeah... Hire me please

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

If you believe someone who is seeking re-election will wake up 6 months before the election and increase WAEC fee by almost 100%, then you clearly still don't understand what’s going on.

These reforms are not initiated by those in Abuja. Tinubu and his entire cabinet are puppets installed in Abuja to carry out these specific instructions, and they can say no because it was the pledge to carry out these instructions to the letter that qualified him to be favourite of the actual powers that control Nigeria.

So, for this to be coming months before the general election, it means-

1. You clearly don't matter.

2. Your elections don't matter.

[Matthias #SiempreGino @NairoInGreen]

One of the greatest institutions in cycling history, Quickstep and the racing it stood for been there for the entirety of my nearly 20 years following the sport.
Wow

[Michael LaFramboise 🇺🇸 @LaFrogman]

"You make ugly little cars for accountants and housewives. You know nothing about racing or beauty." - Enzo Ferrari to Henry Ford II in 1963

[Oluwaseun @officialtelz]

A government that can’t even fake sympathy at least for election purpose is who you are supporting for another 4 years??????

Walahi you are insane!

[The Creative ® @thecreativexx]

Let me get this straight;

- Electricity is now worse than before
- Food is at least 7x more expensive
- Fuel is 10x more expensive
- Gas too
- Security is terrible
- Flights are unbearable

So tell me, what exactly has the common man benefitted from this government??

[Chris Ryan @Watchdog_MP]

🚨 APPLE JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL ON CANADA’S BILL C-22:

“This may be one of the LAST times we’re permitted to discuss the consequences of this legislation publicly.” 🤐

Why? The bill’s secrecy provisions GAG companies like Apple from telling YOU or the PUBLIC about SECRET government orders for your data. 💻

This isn’t “lawful access.”
It’s forced encryption backdoors + permanent gag orders.

Apple: We will NEVER build backdoors that put every Canadian at risk.

Canada is sliding into authoritarian surveillance.
Kill Bill C-22 before it kills our privacy. 🇨🇦
#KillC22 #Apple #SurveillanceState

[maddie @madsssagascar]

quote so evil it could be used in a childrens comic book to be widely and easily understood as “thats the bad guy”

[Bitto Keren K Esq. @KerenKBitto]

Chibok Girls; The First Lady literally cried on live TV. She was even turned to a meme.

Yoruba children, Yoruba teacher beheaded; President and First Lady are celebrating APC primaries but you don’t see the issue because you are in Lekki & it’s not your nieces or nephews (yet).

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

Ekiti State authorities have reportedly arrested AYODELE BABALOLA for exposing the terrible condition of roads across the state. A party that goes after citizens for speaking up instead of fixing problems has completely failed the people. APC is a disgraceful political party.

[chukwudi @wrdjsn]

dealing with the average Nigerian is so frustrating cos they make it seem like you're the one frustrating them when they just have comprehension issues gosh

[Sir Escanor (𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘶𝘮 𝘚𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳) @EscanorReloaded]

CEOs are quietly realizing the AI replacement plan has a problem.
Two problems, actually.

One: the token costs for running AI agents are now exceeding what they were paying the employees they fired.

Two: when the tokens run out, the AI stops. Just stops. No continuity. No workaround. Just a spinning wheel where your workforce used to be.

You fired humans to save money and bought a subscription that bills you into a corner.

The employees you let go knew what to do when things broke.
The AI just invoices you for the outage.

And then there’s the permission problem nobody wants to talk about.

To do its job, the AI agent needs access. Full access. Your systems, your patents, your contracts, your future plans. Everything you spent years building, handed over to a process that has no loyalty, no discretion, and no skin in the game.

You didn’t hire a replacement.
You gave a stranger with no soul the keys to everything you own.

Enjoy.

[Mari Luukkainen @mariluukkainen]

Did you know Ferrari permanently banned Paris Hilton for painting her Ferrari pink? They also banned Kim Kardashian for modifying her 458. And banned Justin Bieber for wrapping his in neon blue. And banned Deadmau5 for a Nyan Cat wrap. They sent cease and desist letters and blacklisted them all. Brand integrity is sacred and the prancing horse must be protected at all costs.

Anyway here’s their new €550k EV that looks like a Nissan Leaf.

[DØÇTÖR CRUÏS£ @ThatCruiseMedic]

Over 30 children were rushed to Edo specialist hospital in Benin city today after they were tear-gassed by men of the Edo state police force at ogbe stadium Benin city during children's day celebration.
One child is currently at the ICU.

The same Nigerian police force who cannot rescue our children from bandits is throwing tear gas at the ones celebrating.

Nigeria is indeed a crime scene.😓

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

The writer of this book died in a car bomb. Think about that !!

[The Smart Ape 🔥 @the_smart_ape]

> install chrome in 2010 because it's faster
> let it save every password
> let it autofill cards, addresses, ssn
> google builds a file on you fatter than your therapist's
> "we don't sell your data" → FALSE
> data broker leak: 800m chrome profiles dropped on a torrent
> your meds, your porn, your debts, your affair: all of it
> insurance premium doubles
> loan denied, no reason given
> landlord ghosts you
> nobody owes you an explanation
> mfw "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear"

[jay_your_finance_guy @that_trader_]

Americans pay $0.08kwh for industry and $0.12kwh for residential use

Nigerians pay $0.122kwh (subsidised) for industry and almost $0.2kwh for residential use

Let's not talk about the Chinese 😂

You people know your target audience when you want to spit out this nonsense trash

[† @enyinwa_]

E don reach Tinubu’s turn, my respected elder brother Wole Soyinka would rather fly okada than lead a protest.

[O.A @snrmanOA]

I’ve used my Nigerian drivers license to drive in Namibia & the Philippines.

I honestly don’t get why everything in this country is always hard for anyone who dares step foot in it.

[The Happy Earl👑 @_ItsBugatti]

If this were to be in Nigeria,they’ll tell you it’s for the 1% of the 1%

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Lmao. Na this man wey you go tell se you use N150m to cut grass or you shared N2 billion worth of palliatives.

Your entire family go do jail be that.