The angry baboon

Testing out the all new acme bullshit-o-meter on everyday events.

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@trussliz @FCDOGovUK Have you tried shitting on his lifeless corpse? That seems to be your plan for reviving the UK's dead economy.

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@julieanne113 @ysimpsonpower @AdamParkhomenko I believe the answer of every country will be "he's yours, sod off".

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@RubyRed0622 @oxford_farrah @AdamParkhomenko

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@trxeathsnls @Charles_Leclerc Pretty certain even @Charles_Leclerc would admit the evidence does not support that statemment. He could be, but, he's not yet.

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@Charles_Leclerc I'd love to see it but, the history of special liveries really is against you. Bonne chance mon ami, bonne chance!

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@BBCNews Hates the interminable wait in the queue for a till with a staff member but, loves to have a nice natter with the person staffing the till when she gets there...

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@stephenfry You utter git... and to think I clicked on play in good faith. ;)

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@GarlandNixon Is this your excuse for making up shit on the internet?

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@HopeFbpe @SkiptomyLoulou @sharron_honey Lol... look at her. She'll still vote Tory.

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@JosephLH44 I believe the expression is "black don't crack" but, basically, afro-caribbean people don't begin to show the signs of aging until 10-15 years later than caucasians.

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@C4F1 @F1 @C4Sport @Channel4 That's a shame, I have no interest in the other sports covered and have no wish to follow an all-encompassing sports page where the majority of content holds no interest. Strange choice.

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@trussliz ...Just as soon as the last Russian donor's cheque to the tory party clears.

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@wtf1official Seems unlikely given his father's status within Putin's circle and the likelihood Daddy won't be able to pay the bills that keep the boy in the seat.
He's shit anyway, so I'd rather the seat find it's way to someone who can act as a decent benchmark for Junior Schu.

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@Nigel_Farage Why are you still flapping your mouth? You must have realised by now, you excrement filled meat-sack, that you were one of Putin's useful idiots that caused this. You. Putin makes 10 and 20 year plans and you were one of the pawns. Just stop talking.

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oi @Pigasus6000

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@FCDOGovUK As remainers have long since grown tired of saying
"We told you so". The protocol is shit, but it's better than any other option apart from NI leaving the UK and joining Eire and the EU. Shame, it was hardly fun living through the '80s, before the peace.

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@wtf1official @Carlossainz55 has been underrated since day one. He's not the best or, my favourite but, he's always putting the cars where they don't belong and always delivering yet, nobody really notices (Including me)

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@Milnoc @AaronRi49547120 @thegrandtour it's not that.

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@Slownomaguy @McLarenF1 Tell us you're a yank without telling us you're a yank.

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@LeftWingSociety Nope, not a chance in hell.
It would almost guarantee the Tories would be in Government forever and with no meaningful opposition, just as it was when @jeremycorbyn was the leader of the opposition.