angry uber driver

Most of you are stupid

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

@trevorface shave your trash stash and crawl back under the porch

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

Put. The phone. Down. #stopbeingafuckingidiot

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

I didn't realize today was drive like a dumb fucking asshole day. I'm looking at you Fort Lee. #openyoureyes #obeytherulesoftheroad

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

PSA: You do not need to slow to a complete stop to turn off a major road.

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

PSA: Your kid singing/shrieking/opening its mouth is not cute. It's obnoxious and distracting. Not my fault if I drive off a bridge. #planb

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

I almost hit somebody with my car. Then I almost got out of the car and hit them with my fists. #dontwalk

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

To the mother who did not look up from her cell phone and pushed her infant into oncoming traffic, your parenting skills are not needed #die

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

Panda....panda....panda panda panda panda #idontknowifihatethissong #ithinkivebeenuberingtoolong

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

Today I learned what the word ratchet means, and at the same time, lost all hope for humanity. #ohtay

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

If you are going to ride my ass, the least you can do is kiss me. #beagentleman

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

Hey adult male driving the Miata, the boxing gloves hanging from your rear view do not make you look tougher. #honkthis #jerkoff

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

Driving for uber is a constant reminder that most of you would have made better abortions than you do people.

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

85 cents a mile and 15 cents a minute is not nearly enough for me to be your psychiatrist. #shutup #nobodycares

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

To the asshole who tried to do a wheelie on a citi bike and ate it, thanks. I needed that.

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

It's quiet today...a little too quiet. #heylookitsraph #yeahalittletooraph

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

Dear people with children,
It's not polite to leave shitty diapers under the passenger seat. Maybe I should shit in your car. #planbworks

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

PSA: A stop sign is a red octagon with a white border and STOP in big white letters. Please obey them. #ifyoucantreadyoushouldntdrive

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

Blinkers are optional. So are seat belts and me smashing into you for being an inconsiderate prick. #nolivesmatter

[angry uber driver @Theangryuber]

If the "don't walk" sign is up, and you insist on crossing, I'm going to win every time. #nolivesmatter