Even a 15th-minute Bruno Fernandes penalty couldn't save United from holding 4 at home to Villa today. Billions spent just to make John McGinn look like prime Zidane
Tottenham will play a suicidal high line at the halfway stripe, concede two transition goals at Elland Road, and their fans will still brag about "playing brave football" while sitting mid-table with zero trophies.
Everton really built a brand-new waterfront stadium just to park 10 men behind the ball at home against promoted Coventry City. 90 minutes of hoofball incomingโsome clubs never outgrow relegation-battle tactics.
Juventus went from Champions League finals to sweating over a Koopmeiners brother derby away at AZ Alkmaar on a Thursday night ๐ The fall-off of Italian heritage needs to be studied in universities
0 points in 3 games and now Marseille have to go to a Bayer Leverkusen side that hasn't conceded a single goal in Europe all season ๐ญ If Marseille somehow get a result at the BayArena tonight I will deactivate my account for a month. Book it.