CZ

pulchritudinous on cloud beans aco #Changethegame #bullsnation #dabears

[🕸️ @recreatings]

NIGGA WTF GOIN ON IN NEW YORK

[stein @frenqanstein]

White niggas be like oh you can grab a soda from our 2nd fridge in the garage

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Alondra Villarreal @alovillarreal__]

“Kid’s retarded, but he sure can throw gas”

[cie @hsmiltn]

went to chipotle again people are not real

[💫Soy Copita de Baileys💫 @Copitadebaileys]

México ganandole a la IA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CZ @Thebean_Ceezee]

@SlimeSelects

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Déjà vu for Yoshinobu Yamamoto

2026 - Tristan Peters breaks up no-hit bid in the 9th with a HR
2025 - Jackson Holliday breaks up no-hit bid in the 9th with a HR

(via @MLB)

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Chicago in the summer 💕

[Choose Chicago @ChooseChicago]

Last night at Summer Smash was a homecoming for Chicago's own Chief Keef 🫶

Lyrical Lemonade Summer Smash, the Midwest's premier hip-hip festival, continues on through this weekend at Bridgeview's SeatGeek Stadium.

#NeverOutdoneChi

[Adrian White @AdrianWhiteSox]

Anthony Kay since May 3:

5-0 | 41.1 IP | 3.27 ERA | 8.27 K/9 | 52.1 GB%

One rough inning in Philadelphia is the outlier.

Without it, he’s at a 2.17 ERA over his other 7 starts and would be on an 8-start streak of 5+ IP and 2 ER or fewer.

#WhiteSox are 6-1 in his starts.

[Bracco | Social Sportsbook @PlayBracco]

"Hey, is your buddy ok?"

Your buddy across the bar:

[Thomas "Baghdad" Ravenel @bagdadtrav]

best fucking purchase ever #bulking

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

Chase Meidroth has a 12 game hitting streak AND a 22 game on base streak 🤯

[Bearsszn @bearszn]

Bears QB Caleb Williams on stage with Lucki at Summer Smash 🔥

🎥: @STRAPPEDUS

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Are the White Sox the greatest franchise turnaround in baseball? 😳

(w/ @Erica_Joness)

#Baseball #MLB #WhiteSox

[Grinch @Uncatfishable]

Look at his legs lmaoooooo