The Chel Spot

One-stop spot for that comedic GOLD also to get all your NHL and hockey chatter. #thechelspot to submit any questions, chel videos or predictions.

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@FrankDaGod @MmisterNobody You’re 6 years old bro

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Hearing bruins are not interested in hot ticket names and are going to make a 2-2 hockey hockey trade involving Morgan Geekie and Mason Lohrei. A promising young rh-rd and a breakout 26 year old left winger and a 2nd

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@BarracoAlicia @cornecares If you try aggressively holding in a fart, you’ll end up getting really sick and end up pooin your pants in a McDonald’s drive thru. It just happened to me Alicia. Don’t do this, unless you like warm pants 😊

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@kluedeke29 @MikeMcMahonCHN Bad guy. Farted next to him at in and out last week in Bangladesh and he was visibly disgusted turning a pale green color.

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Hot take: Bruins tease the Oilers with a good deal because the Bruins already know Zadorov will decline… Zadorov takes this personally and will scorch earth next year wanting out for himself and bruins get Michael Jordan and Tom Brady for free. Kevin hart sings

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Pasta: “I love you, bruins”

Bruins: “I’m not ready. Please give me time”

P: “I am sick and don’t have much time. I want to cherish my time left”

B: “But I got Will Borgen for you. Can’t you see I’m trying”

P: “You pushed Marchand out of my life”

B: “Suprise! Connor Clifton”

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@BruinsWyan2 Pasta: “I love you, Bruins”

Bruins: “I’m not ready. Please give me time”

P: “I am sick and don’t have much time. I want to cherish my time left”

B: “But I got Will Borgen for you. Can’t you see I’m trying”

P: “You pushed Marchand out of my life”

B: “Suprise! Connor Clifton”

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@BruinsWyan2 It’s not rocket science…. The bruins suck, they have a stud and the timeline and projection literally looks impossible. Give the stud his cup to make him happy and get their assets to make them happy. It doesn’t need to be a soap opera. It’s a slow motion trainwreck

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@GrahamTravers5 @tkdmaxbjj I never liked eating graham crackers. Well done daddy

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@cfpzach @smclaughlin9 No need. Hes my dad

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@cfpzach @smclaughlin9 6 goalies - vs 1 goalie
If they decide to both play goalies it’s only

Goalie vs goalie and they can’t leave the crease.
Icing or bust or goal.

Some real basement mini net stuff. But 15k people cheering for them

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@cfpzach @smclaughlin9 I think the other team should subtract players for every extra goalie on the ice the opposing team plays

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Bruins Trade !

To Boston:

Elias Pettersson, C
Elias Pettersson, D

To Vancouver:

Fraser Minten
Mason Lohrei
Toronto conditional 1st
Boston future 1st

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@Jessemedscience No more need to worry

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@cfpzach @smclaughlin9 Don’t forget the walk on goalies from BU, BC, Harvard etc. They’re rostering only goalies next year.

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@smclaughlin9 Ivan Ivan is changing his name to Ivan Ivan Ivan probably

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@NESN Off ice issues, maturity issues or culture issues. One bad egg cripples their locker room. They take enormous pride into that

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@MarkDivver Smells like off ice issues and culture problem. You kinda gotta fit a bill of maturity to play for the bruins

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Everyone should start calling Don Sweeney….

Donald Sweeney

until he gets an elite center for the bruins

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@hockeyb40028622 I think michael Jordan would have been a better defenseman. And no one will believe me

- don sweeney (probably)