The Client

Brand Manager to the Gods. Client side is the best side.

[The Client @Theclientwants]

Where is Google+ on this media plan?

[The Client @Theclientwants]

Wants to punch the nerd that created the word ‘Gamification’.

[The Client @Theclientwants]

What do you mean your Account Exec called Taxis Combined? Doesn't she know I only spend your cabcharge's with Silver Service?

[The Client @Theclientwants]

Not quite sure what a Planner does.

[The Client @Theclientwants]

New Method of Losing Weight!
http://t.co/PqjAhkUQ3c

[The Client @Theclientwants]

I need that in an infographic by 11am #CEOporn

[The Client @Theclientwants]

@Theclientwants: I don't want to dictate the creative, but make the headline sizzle, the logo pop, and the image more retail. #ClientKnows

[The Client @Theclientwants]

I've got STD tests older than this Director.

[The Client @Theclientwants]

Brief to agency: Gamify the starburst

[The Client @Theclientwants]

What is this, a logo for ants?

[The Client @Theclientwants]

🎶Jingle bells, this ad won't sell, make my logo bigger🎶

[The Client @Theclientwants]

There is a direct correlation between your Client Satisfaction Score, and the size of the Christmas hamper you send me.

[The Client @Theclientwants]

If one more 'crazy' creative /media /design agency takes me to Paddo bowls, followed by Ding Dong Dang for their client Christmas party...

[The Client @Theclientwants]

Why does everyone on LinkedIn have a photo of themselves with Richard Branson except me?

[The Client @Theclientwants]

First properly nice day of the year, yet no one from Account Service has called for a meeting on Woolloomooloo wharf? #BlackberryBroken?

[The Client @Theclientwants]

Back from London - cheers to the agency that sent me over. PS you are still going to have to re-pitch in 4 months.

[The Client @Theclientwants]

Why did your ECD put our commercial on AdNews but not Campaign Brief?

[The Client @Theclientwants]

Agency land needs another GFC for an excuse to shed some 'talent'. Art Buyers have somehow creeped back under retainers.

[The Client @Theclientwants]

Has not been invited out for a golf day in weeks. #FML

[The Client @Theclientwants]

So which agency wants to be first to offer me their corporate box for State of Origin?