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Absurdian Grammy-nominated actor for role in Goodnight Moon

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Idkwutshapening

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“Ya get what ya get and ya don’t throw a fit” some shit your head get blown smooth off for

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An investigatory team of chickens called the clue clucks club

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Why the mf’s who review books so soft

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I’m so glad they brought back LeBron in the new resident evil

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especially good to you. Perhaps their nectarines are really good too. Ever checked ‘em out? Maybe they’re also really good!

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Been wonderin @justinbieber, where do you get your nectarines? Do you eat nectarines? They appear very similar and very flavorful. I feel you might like them as well. They are also sold in multiple states throughout the country, as peaches are, but I see Georgias peaches are…

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They should have a reality TV show where they just pick a different Trump fan to follow around and document each week, cuz they be the funny-dumb. Like every decision they make becomes a bewildering moment capable of providing so much entertainment through mystery and absurdity

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I hope whoever found my scarf is enjoying it and it’s keeping them warm.

I hope whoever found my 1 glove is going through immense stress in search of the other because I didn’t lose the other.

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This fam reunion gonna get a lil odd if anyone speak bad on Renee Good and then I tell them to fucking kill themselves 🧐

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Blood is thicker than water

But water make the world go round and blood diamonds be bullshit. Fuck blood, We WaterGang

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Bubbles touched the Netherlands

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@NICKIMINAJ that’s 2 rapists you support. Do the B next to Cardi stand for Better orrrrr???…

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You & me, after a $1 movie, ding-dong-ditching until the street lights are on, iPod nano’s & shuffles with wired earbuds playing a static Akon station on pandora; picking the blue scooby snacks from the pack first; memorizing our friends phones numbers; fruit trix #1

You: 2006

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@realDonaldTrump I think you could get this Portland fiasco sorted out a lot quicker if you just went there to give direct orders and see it as it’s happening. See who’s doing what you say and who’s not. Publicly announce the plan for people’s understanding

Go to Portland

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🗣️Pterowaldo🗣️

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What does a search part call the offspring of a Dinosaur and the missing man they’ve been searching for?

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Make sure you carry an umbrella when they spit hate

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“That’s someone’s husband and father!”

Husband & Father? Kinda gross dawg, fr?

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@abdashsoul