Shit Corbin Ace Says

Just some of the stupid shit that comes out of this kids mouth

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Seth: “Corbin do you know what S&M is?
Corbin: “Yeah, Saturday Night Live”

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Isn’t Ole Miss in Illinois?

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Talking about REM sleep cycle…

Corbin: I don’t have those.

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“Is that really true, is it 5 o’clock somewhere?”

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I sent a Snapchat to the story!

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“Why would you even want to be gay when you can still fuck the butthole”

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*watching the Rose Bowl*
Corbin: “why is it so sunny there?”

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#NewProfilePic

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*Super Bowl with a minute left*
Someone: This game is over
Corbin: Well we gotta watch the last inning!

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Matt- Corbin what did the stingray feel like?
Corbin- It felt like a stingray

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* can I get a 3 2 1 rerack? *
Corbin - "that's some sister stuff"

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" I gotta wake up butt-ass early "

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I'm trying to drink my soberness away

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*dancing to music*
Man, this is the hips

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He was having unprotected sex so I told him to wash his dick off in the sink

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*Spills beer on his phone*
"Don't worry its water proof"

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"It ain't easy being easy"

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*pukes from doing a keg stand*
*immediately does another keg stand*

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Why do they call it the Golden Gate Bridge if it's not Gold

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Have you ever gotten brain freeze from chugging a cold beer? I have that right now