Felix 🌐🐝

25 Proud gefilte fish

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

One of the funniest things about the World Cup/Olympics/whatever is how Australia truly believes they have like a massive bitter sports rivalry with the United States and Americans have zero awareness of this

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there

Me: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Two men dressed as Vegeta and Goku from ‘Dragon Ball’ for the Japan vs Tunisia World Cup match ⚽️

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now.”

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Newly declassified documents from the ODNI under Tulsi Gabbard confirm that COVID-19 was man-made and the result of gain-of-function research, contradicting earlier beliefs that it originated naturally.

[Torren @Torren__]

Vas a la cocina a por una cerveza y de repente el comentarista empieza a hablar más alto.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

My Down syndrome brother Erick owns a shirt that says “BLACK LIVES MATTER” on front and he gets a ton of high fives from boomer libtards

And then as we’re leaving they see the “TO FAGGOTS” on the back

[Clown_Orb @ClownOrb]

If blacks had a sense of humour Juneteenth would be like Cinco de Mayo where we all show up to the bar wearing Afro wigs and fake gold chains while drinking malt liquor

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

"India and Pakistan are two cheeks on the same unwashed ass while Bangladesh is the taint"

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

The last time the Japanese were exposed to this level of American culture they made baseball their national sport and now we have Shohei.

One can only assume that in 50 years some of the best bull riders and bbq pit masters in the world will be Japanese.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

MLB is now facing a DOJ investigation for potential religious discrimination after warning players for wearing Bible verse on their ‘Pride’ hats.

[FatMexican'sMom @tmddyan2]

FYI.. the guy that harrassed and called the cops on the dad in the bathroom with his 2 little girls??? FIRED

[☧ 𝕲𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝕮𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖈 🇩🇪🇻🇦🗡️ @GermanCath1871]

When you’re criticizing Trump for being a genuine jackass but then
“ComradeKorii161☭🏳️‍⚧️” genuinely thinks you’re on her side:

[Brynne @brynne13_]

Thinking about that time a man messaged me asking to hookup but keep it discreet so his wife didn’t find out and I said “you better pray she ain’t on Facebook because I’m finding her rn and sending this screenshot” and he said “ooooh off to save the world are ya?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

between Henry Nowak, the beheading attempt in Northern Ireland, the rape gang report, and the 3 year old boy thrown into the crocodile pit, I genuinely don't understand how the entirety of the UK is not engulfed in flames right now

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Newly declassified documents released by the ODNI under Tulsi Gabbard allege that Anthony Fauci approved millions of taxpayer dollars in funding for research connected to the Wuhan Institute of Virology and later misled the public about the nature of that research.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile