The Celtic Detector

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@ojessie__ We buy jeans that fucking fit, simples.

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@GIFs_22 White

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@sabamaliktmhg FUCKING DISGUSTING, Look at the fucking lips on them, pink as fuck man !

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

Thanks guys, shes doing great, I was granted power of attorney just after her stroke, so I could be her voice and stop these bastards from trying to pump more of this bats piss into her, and yes, there has been a lot of research that has explored links between parasites and cancer, theres a guy called Kirk Morgan, youll find him on facebook, YouTube etc who fully supports this, and has conducted experiments with cancer and parasites, and an ivermectin treatment to target certain parasites, but hes got some serious backlash for it, with people trying to discredit him from all angles, but I feel that when someone tries to damage your good name, more than your so called bad practice, that theres more truth to it that they want getting out.

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

Your prone to lightening strikes with all that tinfoil on your fucking head, that vaccine was the fucking problem, that fucked up or killed more people than than the virus, I tried to talk my mother out of it but couldn't as she was so petrified, 4 days later she had a massive stroke, luckily for her, I found her just after it happened as I had a really bad feeling that something was wrong, I drove to her house and found her on the floor, I managed to get her to come round but she was fucked, absolutely no movement on her left side, luckily though, she recovered enough in hospital to come home, I converted my upstairs for her without her knowing, as I didn't feel safe not being able to keep an eye on her, and she knows, as ive forever told her, she will never go in a nursing home as long as I have a hole in my arse, but seriously, anyone who thinks that a deadly virus they allegedly knew nothing about, had a viable vaccine that quick, are fucking mental, because deadly diseases like cancer for instance, have had decades of research, by tens of thousands of people, and the money that has, and is still going into it, youd think theyd be a whole lot closer than they are, granted, its better, but it could, and should be a hell of a lot more than just better.

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

Everything you said you go through and some, working all the hours under the sun for that jewellery, hair, and those long yellow set of wolverines, that really fucking hurt by the way, your wardrobe full of clothes and shoes, most of which youve never even worn, gardening, house maintenance, holidays, cars, I could go on and on and on, a woman of any substance would already know, appreciate, and adore everything you do, and would never even dream of saying that shit, the ones that do have either, thought about it, have, or are in the process of cheating on you, as they clearly despise you enough to say that shit, and once they realise the grass wasnt actually greener on the other side, realise they fucked up, or want you back, or both, now, with half a century behind me, id politely decline by saying, as we did back in the day,
" ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL, I'D RATHER INDIVIDUALLY STUFF A BUCKET OF ANGRY HORNETS UP MY ARSE, DRY, SO GRAB YOUR SHIT, AND GET THE FUCK OUT ", it doesnt cost anything to be polite people.

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@andrewc44104127 Fucking Asparagus, its fucking Aspara-gusting.

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@commentaryhower Right

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Ok, so what is the given name for your genitals, vagina ? Penis ? Vagenis ? Pengina ?, an answer to this could really help us out you know, like, is yours a hole with a magic bean, that if you rub for long enough makes tears run down your legs ?, or do you have the hose type with the bulb on the end, that if you shake for long enough, shoots webs out like spiderman ?, We need an answer, so we can work out once and for all, what the fuck you really are.....

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@andrewc44104127 If she was cured she'd eat the bacon sarnie in front of her, and she should suffer exactly the same fate as that poor child, the tool of choice, make it a fucking spoon.

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@JessicaMari4s Ye, well your a fat, ugly cunt, i can change.

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@AntiLeftMemes Whips, chains, handcuffs, ropes, straps, gags, pool ball.......
Shit, wrong drawer.......

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@Zara_588 Not really, but put it in this account just in case.

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@oelma__ Antibiotics if you eat that fucking shite.

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@BasilTheGreat And this is the reason you dont get your rails from temu.

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@oelma__ Standard equipment for most photographers, doesnt make a credible looking gun at all, the worst you'll shoot with that is a picture.

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@JessicaMari4s A cry for help !

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@SimonWhitehurs4 @TimeForReform29 @BasilTheGreat Isn't it bitty time for you yet, dont forget mummy's undercrackers, you know how you get if you dont have her scent with you at all times, weird boy

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@SimonWhitehurs4 @TimeForReform29 @BasilTheGreat Bitch, I ain't your mate, and just because you dress in skintight latex, with a gimp mask and a pool ball in your mouth, 7 days a week in the labour party happy room, doesnt mean we all like cock, so to set the record straight, me and elon wont be having any loving !

[The Celtic Detector @Thedetector1974]

@RainbowzZz9 @TimeForReform29 @BasilTheGreat Fuck me, you worked harder at those comebacks than you do at the fucking gloryhole, it took the two of you to come up with them, and even then you had to ask grok, thick cunts.