Howie Roseman bought some time.

I'm an idiot who likes to put my life in rhyming fashion.
RIP Dad, Achere, Sami, Uncle Arthur, Auntie Eukaria and Uncle Augustin.

[Howie Roseman bought some time. @TheeAprilFool]

Akong Bonu – The April Fool Hey I just annotated and put The April Fool on Rap Genius, Check it out! https://t.co/dcs9iYs9Lk

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Howie Roseman bought some time. @TheeAprilFool]

Pablo Sanchez the GOAT!!

[IGN @IGN]

Watch the cinematic trailer for the brand-new Backyard Baseball video game! With enhanced gameplay, new modes (like online multiplayer!), and all the humor & charm of the original, get ready to play like a kid on July 9th!

Presented by @_BackyardSports

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me looking at the person who caught me talking to myself

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

God of War Laufey announced, new spin-off game

Awakening unexpectedly in a strange land after her death, Faye discovers the plans she put in place to protect Kratos and Atreus in her absence are now at risk.

Coming soon to PS5.

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

Not if you do things like work and shower

[Howie Roseman bought some time. @TheeAprilFool]

Can you imagine being so committed to your side that you don't call out the obvious bull shit that they be on. And that's on both Republican and Democratic sides. No thanks.

[Howie Roseman bought some time. @TheeAprilFool]

You blame the democrats, but you forgot about the part of the quote where he also included Republicans. You guys are trash

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

🚨 SHOTS FIRED: TRUMP JUST WENT OFF ON NETANYAHU: “YOU’RE F**KING CRAZY” 🚨

[11 @yhate_11]

i love a bad btch thats a sweetheart

[rique. @riqruler]

A time was had

[Word On The Birds @WordOnTheBirds]

#WR1

[Howie Roseman bought some time. @TheeAprilFool]

......

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Without DWade, Kyrie and AD, LeBron would be 0-10 in Finals. Without Ray Allen, he would now be 3-7.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Maybe if he hadn’t been telling us for 3 months that a surrender deal with Iran was imminent he wouldn’t have to post at 1:02 AM that he has no idea how to get out of this war while accomplishing anything meaningful.

[Howie Roseman bought some time. @TheeAprilFool]

Yea, I'm sorry Myles, but naw. He got us to the super bowl.

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Browns wanted Jalen Carter.

Eagles said no.

There is sooo much belief in the building that Carter will be one of the greats.

#Eagles

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Thank you for everything, A.J. 💚

[Anime Universe @animeposuto]

When Gon forced his body to mature to a point where he's able to defeat Pitou

[Howie Roseman bought some time. @TheeAprilFool]

I can't wait til this shit is over 😂😂😂😂

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "You take a look. The Lincoln Memorial -- it was built, I guess, a little after the Lincoln Memorial. It's embarrassing. It was so horrible. It was filthy dirty. It was Biden."

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

Reporter: Ken Paxton has taken to calling you ‘Talafreako’

@JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist, after one of Ken Paxton’s wealthy lawyer friends got involved in the case.

Ken Paxton even kept him off the sex offender registry. Adam Hoffman was supposed to serve 25 years to life, but instead he served less than a month. As of this week, he’s now back on our streets because of Ken Paxton’s corruption.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America, and it is costing Texans, it’s endangering our children, and it must end. The Epstein class has no place in Texas.

[Gracie MacNcheese @AtwinGracie2002]

i'm tired of living in a timeline where our president learns 2nd-grade level things and passes it onto the masses as though it's a "fun fact"

[Mel Redgrave: FOLLOW @WOLFHELVETICA (She/Her)🔞 @MelxRedgrave]

Nigga, just watch the news.