I swear to allah himself if these incompetent cock juggling muppets @Ubisoft match me with another champ lobby while im hard stuck in bronze I will burn the entire city of Montreal down. Tom Clancy you waste of oxygen.
If you live in Albuquerque you are a homunculus. Wouldn’t even take a shit in this must bucket that calls itself a city. Ive seen more life on Beths back mole than this place. #BreakingBad#BethsBackMole#TheMethod
Only twenty minutes out of the Arizona State Penitentiary and I’m already dying to go back. There is no feasible way this vast dust fuck they call a state is worse than a shower with Jerome. #OutEarly#GoodBehavior#Imbackbaby
The state of Florida has officially allowed me to use social media again after much deliberation in court over my mental stability, competence, and sexual interests disorganized archiving. #ImBackBaby#WhereTheFruzzAt
If I click into my snap chat memories just for it to disappear into the cracks of fucking time one more time not even god himself will be able to stop me from the atrocities I will commit. #WankWednesday#IStillHateYouBeth
My harlot of an ex wife took my life savings, house, and my failed abortion. But her big back forgot about the time share, time to find my new ex wife. #TheMethod#Homeawayfromhome