The Conquerors

INTERDIMENSIONAL WARRIORS SENT THROUGH TIME AND SPACE TO BRING YOU ALIEN DRUGZ.

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http://t.co/Hh9xSlXJTn My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location.

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http://t.co/ZXXochFa9A We could power our entire office with the wind produced from my constant sighing.

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http://t.co/Tygy44SDLz I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.

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*rubs magic lamp*rubs harder and faster*genie semen sprays everywhere* http://t.co/FHvt9SAB

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Life is all about trying way too hard to look like you're not trying. http://t.co/Q07wB8MJ

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http://t.co/6RQOxfCC We'll all be making some serious Zellweger face on the toilet tomorrow.

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