Craig Keeney

Husband. Father. Real Estate Agent. Awesome.

[Craig Keeney @TheeCraigKeeney]

@Geniustechw How is it going to:
-pull out their car keys?
-feel at core temperature of 118 in the summer?
-sign into their phone with FaceID?
-play kickball?
-eat a footlong hotdog?
-wear a watch?
-eat powdered donuts,
-fart without huffing it?
-send nudes without a flash?

[Craig Keeney @TheeCraigKeeney]

@RossyPrime Here for the Donald Trump comments.🤣🤡

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@TrumpsHurricane More like “Dork has no place here” amma right?

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@AmiriKing

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@RossyPrime Great idea! When does it start?

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@david_protein Add 40 more calories and make these more delicious.

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@saniyafatma1278 You know that Randy Watson!

[Craig Keeney @TheeCraigKeeney]

@PeriklesGREAT Slogan: You thought the last four years were a mess?

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@joeroganhq #deathpenalty Charge his friends too.

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@EricLDaugh Let’s goooooooooo! More of this!!

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@LibTearCreator1 Some actions have painful consequences. #ifyouregoingtobedumbyougottabetough

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@AmiriKing Guuuuuuunnnnshaaaaahhhhts.

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@ribzoftiktok He’s mad because you feel the need to make it content. #youretheproblem

[Craig Keeney @TheeCraigKeeney]

@akafaceUS Those glasses are a form of harassment.😀

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@Ersin0X Good luck.😂😂😂😂

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@TrumpsHurricane Robots? Are we offending AI?

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@Ersin0X Because they aren’t men yet.

[Craig Keeney @TheeCraigKeeney]

@akafaceUS Throw one on that hot flat top, see how that works out. lol

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@akafaceUS You gotta start washing your face at the back of you your head so there should be zero conversation.😂

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@iAnonPatriot I got a proposition; go home. Why are you still working? You still trying to get back door money at this age? You won’t live to spend it.