Most Interesting Man

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[Most Interesting Man @TheeDosEquisMan]

He won the lifetime achievement award... twice.

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I don't always know when people like me. But when I do, it's two years later.

[less than tweets @lessthanss]

Having to pretend that you care <

[Most Interesting Man @TheeDosEquisMan]

Though he can't walk on water, he has never slipped on ice. #MostInterestingMan

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He once brought a knife to a gunfight. Just to even the odds. #MostInterestingMan

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He vacations in the lost city of Atlantis. #MostInterestingMan

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He has never sat up straight. #MostInterestingMan

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Ghosts fear him #MostInterestingMan

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At the book store, people crowd around to see him read. #MostInterestingMan

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Once sailing around the world, he discovered a shortcut.

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As a toddler I taught others to walk.

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My passport requires no photo.