Kari Teresa

sup bruv.

[Tim Chantarangsu @TimothyDeLaG]

Nacho Libre only has a 40% on Rotten Tomatoes and that’s how I know not to trust other people’s opinions on anything.

[Kari Teresa @TheeKarCar]

I need one more item at the grocery store and these people have been talking for like 5 mins blocking the item and I’ve already bumped into these same people like 3 times so I guess I live at the store now 🙃

[Kari Teresa @TheeKarCar]

Maybe some day I’ll have friends that like me 🥲

[Kari Teresa @TheeKarCar]

Does any one else feel like they lose brain cells talking to their siblings

[Kari Teresa @TheeKarCar]

I don’t care what the situation is, if you are rude to a service worker, you are a piece of shit.

[Kari Teresa @TheeKarCar]

“I hate watching old people eat yogurt” -@maruhsss

[ScreenTime @screentime]

"The legacy of the movies is … that my children's generation will show them to their children. So you could be watching it in 50 years' time, easy. I'll not be here, sadly, but... Hagrid will, yes”

Thank you Robbie Coltrane 🙏

[Anime Posts @AnimeDailyPost]

Today is the only day you can retweet this

[Kari Teresa @TheeKarCar]

Anybody else’s husband have intrusive thoughts like this??

[Kari Teresa @TheeKarCar]

Me:…
@TehDirtyDan: you know now that I think about it, bub probably sounds like Jeffrey Dahmer

[Kari Teresa @TheeKarCar]

Mercury must really be in Gatorade because my dads parents showed up at my job and gave me money for my birthday 🙃🙃🙃

[Rihanna @rihanna]

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[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

gm

[Kari Teresa @TheeKarCar]

I gave up trying to find out my birthday surprise and out of no where my husband swears that I know it, and calling me sus… he may just crack and end up telling me 😏

[Kari Teresa @TheeKarCar]

Gets a Saturday off.. wakes up at 6:30 🥲🥲🥲