Carmen Cinicola

[SonnyBoy🇺🇸 @gotrice2024]

This man invented the long fan a while ago. After a few modifications he feels it could be something that is sold on the market.

It’s used to help hot sleepers, while subtlety creating a gentle background noise to help you rest and get a deep sleep as well.

There is an obvious flaw to this, but I’m sure he can work this out, would you buy something like this to help you sleep better?

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

I don't want to go into detail, but the Dyson ball cleaner is a very misleading product name...

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money:

Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats.

Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200).

Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one).

Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5.

Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right?

Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

[Jennifer Arcuri @Jenniferarcuri]

Conspiracy theorists right now 🥂

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Yes, I can do this. I will send them left. I will send them right. I will send them down the center. I have no idea what I’m talking about. Good luck Brows.

[Mbogo ya Nduîki @WambuguWanjohi]

Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to.

[Derek Brunson @DerekBrunson]

Kelvin Gastelum has arrived at the arena for #UFCNoche #NocheUFC 😂😂😂

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Not all heroes wear capes…

[Swansta Truck 4,000,000 シ @swanstaforever]

Got my stupid fucking son for the weekend. I hate this mother fucker so much.

[Overdogs USA @OverDogsPodcast]

*90 day pause on tariffs announced to every country except China*

Donald Trump and Xi Jinping:

[Stephen @Scuba_Steve26]

Not letting grandma out of the cage until the Cleveland Browns re-sign Nick Chubb.

Your move @browns

[piet @repiet]

The delivery guy watching me sign a 6-year financing deal for my double cheeseburger

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

he looks like he has one more question to ask on the ghost tour

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

i prefer honky but thank u Mr AB

[AB @AB84]

Jamies Winston giving a motivational speech before getting beat 47-3…

[Jonathan DJ Powers @DJpowers69]

When the edible starts to kick in and Hillary farts. *Sound On*

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Dave Blunts has announced he will be attempting to crowd surf during his upcoming tour… 😭😭

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Jared Goff next time he pumping gas in Detroit

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

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