I GOT 99 PROBLEMS, BEING KING AIN'T 1

COS IM A MOTHERFUCKING K.I.N.G

RT FOR MILF FAVOURITE FOR DILF

DRUNK OFF THIS TITTY MILK

I'VE GOT MORE SWAG THAN NORTH WEST

BORED LOL

JUST WOKE UP, STILL CUTE THO XX

BORED OF ALL THIS ROYAL BULLSHIT, WANT TO GO OUT WITH MY MATES BUT IM 'TOO YOUNG' OK DAD.

MY NAME IS GEORGE, PRINCE GEORGE 👑

I'VE BEEN NAMED AFTER A CLOTHING RANGE AT ASDA. THANKS MUM AND DAD

A VERY old lady came to see me today. No idea who she was but she wasn't very smiley and smelt a bit like gin.

SOME PEOPLE THINK IM BONKERS. BUT I JUST THINK IM FREE. MAN IM JUST LIVING MY LIFE, I GOT A MILF AND THE FUTURE KING IS MEEEEE