S A M A 🦁

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[S A M A 🦁 @TheeSamurai_]

OMG OMG OMG. I was just published on @MoevirMagazine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 A FASHION MAGAZINE IN PARIS 😭😭😭😭

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me watching my instagram stories

[S A M A 🦁 @TheeSamurai_]

@hellotefi Literally thought I was the only one who cried

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I’ll mute a group as soon as I’m added

[Pearl @Akoiyaaa]

I’ve lived 3 different lives since 2019 lol

[carloxx iván @itscarlosivan]

“Tu no eres mi fan real, por eso te tiré el celular” - Bad Bunny en Nadie Sabe

[trash jones @jzux]

some of you are not Kenough. some of you are broKen

[S A M A 🦁 @TheeSamurai_]

Saw a TikTok that said, healing your childhood trauma also includes not being the caregiver in all of your friendships the way you were to your parents…

The way I gasped.

[S A M A 🦁 @TheeSamurai_]

Get yourself a job that will fly you home on the company card 😎🙌🏽

[Ellen Adair @ellen_adair]

Some of the discourse around the #SAGstrike reminds me of an assumption about actors that I've come across for most of my life. Many people seem to assume that there are ONLY TWO kinds of actors:
1. Wildly famous, rich celebrities
2. Failed pretenders who are actually servers 1/

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Yo cuando como tacos…🌮

[S A M A 🦁 @TheeSamurai_]

Listen… if your TT feed is filled w my videos 1. I’m sorry 🤣, 2. You’re welcome for the content andddddd 3. Please interact bc your girl is finally making revenue 😎😎😅

[S A M A 🦁 @TheeSamurai_]

Ima make my close friends just all the girlies so I can document (privately) my dating/mental health life.. si o si

[S A M A 🦁 @TheeSamurai_]

POV: life at DU

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

My sister had this white girl in her college try to tell her she only got in because of affirmative action. My sister went “I was valedictorian of my school and you’re asking me for help on your homework so who really shouldn’t be here?” Girl never asked her for shit again LMFAO

[S A M A 🦁 @TheeSamurai_]

This one…..

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Well if nothing else the Supreme Court ruling is gonna humble some white and Asian students when they find out they still didn’t get in to their dream school and it wasn’t the fault of already underrepresented Black applicants.

[S A M A 🦁 @TheeSamurai_]

Current mental state about SCOTUS:

You know when Regina George finds out she’s been eating the candy bars that make her gain weight instead of lose weight and she starts screaming into her room to write in her burn book.. that screaming state is where I’m at internally.

[S A M A 🦁 @TheeSamurai_]

It’s always weird how these grown Mexican men will live in my TikTok comments and then when I go to their page it’s all “proud dad of 2 girls”

AND THEN when I call them out for it they’re like, “it’s cause you remind me so much of my daughter😍💕”

🤮🤮🤮🤮

[j lean @jaymfline]

When @TheeSamurai_ said “let crushes be crushes because the moment they open their mouth they ruin everything” I FELT that 😂😭😭😭😭

[S A M A 🦁 @TheeSamurai_]

It’s true….

Calladitos se ven más bonitos 😌☝🏽

[j lean @jaymfline]

When @TheeSamurai_ said “let crushes be crushes because the moment they open their mouth they ruin everything” I FELT that 😂😭😭😭😭

[møshele køenaite @iMoshele]

This tragedy hardly made the news, yet a missing submersible with 5 folks who went to explore the wreckage of the Titanic is front & center on all major channels and publications.