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Your own soul is nourished when you are kind; it is destroyed when you are cruel

[SRA Upstate NY @SRA_UpstateNY]

Happy Halloween to all our friends.

[dp @TheeTonyStark]

@kcincina @ChudianAesthete @InvasiveAmerica @HicksCBER @snarkystiletto @RosswurmJack do you have a lot of tiny rocks in your head or just one really big rock?

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

Irish people have been peacekeeping in southern Lebanon for so long that the local Lebanese people have full Irish accents

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Coworker: whoa looks like Christmas came early

Me:

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

People say we can’t build cathedrals, but put a Middle Ages stonemason in front of this thing and ask which makes him feel the presence of God.

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

Now we're talking

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Today we honor Tony Soprano, the brave Italian explorer who discovered New Jersey 🇮🇹

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Happy October 1st

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The Pentagon: We don’t know where $2.3 trillion went.

The White House: We don’t know where $6.2 billion went.

The U.S. Navy: We don’t know where an F-35 fighter jet went.

The IRS: We know where that $601 went, report it if you don’t want to end in jail.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Journalism has come a long way

[GarbageApe @GarbageApe]

being governed by an oligarchy of hospice patients rules

[bradley babendir @therealbradbabs]

it’s time

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

Why did opium production in Afghanistan fall by 99% after the US military left?

[Meghan Ball @EldritchGirl]

As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

Me, every Fourth of July:

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

being the bf who knows facts rules because you can make your gf believe anything if you say it in an autistic enough deadpan. i said "this is actually the first time that grimace's birthday falls on the same month as toyotathon" and her reflex response was "why do you know that"

[Tristan S. Rapp @Hieraaetus]

Reading/watching some commentary & reviews of Eggers' The Northman again, & striking is how often reviewers label the film as "exaggerated", "polemical", "juiced up", as if it were some amped-up Viking fantasy.

Well, no. It's actually the most realistic portrayal put to film.

[Jackie @Jack_smiff1]

You binge watch the Harry Potters, I binge watch the Indiana Jones. We are not the same.