Wes Smith

TINY Comic w/ BIG Ideas | Pacemaker Haver | Life Sucks, But Sometimes It Swallows |

[Wes Smith @TheeWesSmith]

@JayPharoah much like your Chappelle / Dog theory, I've always thought if cockroaches had voices they'd sound like Lil Wayne.

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@KingAndTheSting @TheoVon @steebeeweebee Inspired meme I had to make! We've all been Theo in this situation! #CmonBro #WTFmoments

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@taylortomlinson Welcome to the club! 🙌💪🤗

[Wes Smith @TheeWesSmith]

Much much love & comedy pod S/O to folks that keep me going week to week @TheoVon @madflavor @badfriends_pod @whiskeyginger_ @CheetoSantino @bobbyleelive @TuesdayStories @marknorm & everyone I can't tag! MUCH LOVE! #ComedyHelpsLife

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Neglecting Twitter like a red headed stepchild, no offense @CheetoSantino. Catching up on my boy @TheoVon & #TPW since I got outta county... Finally watching Female Trucker ep.. Not surprised by IN references. Buncha perves out here! May have to get my truckers license after all.

[Wes Smith @TheeWesSmith]

Tried killing all the greys... Not aliens, but the ones on my face. #Alien #Face #Hair #GettingOlder #SelfieShit

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Ever see cricket sex? Ever see it on Main St? I have, but it was an accident... Promise! 😏 #Insect #Banging #InsectPerv #MainStreet #Stuff #Jokester #WesSmithComedy

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@TheoVon check out some new juvie tunes son! "Bad Girl Drumma" (w/ Juvenile) by Wuki #Nola #RatKing #Hittas https://t.co/8qxTADVt77

[Wes Smith @TheeWesSmith]

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[Wes Smith @TheeWesSmith]

Welp, it was hotter than a camel's clit out today... #EatMeHumidity

[Wes Smith @TheeWesSmith]

Felt like Darkman trying to enter The Matrix at the neurologist earlier today.

[Wes Smith @TheeWesSmith]

@deandelray What's good rock and roll comedy slinger? Long time no tweet tweets, I'm back!

[Wes Smith @TheeWesSmith]

I'm losing more followers than Corona killed. Piggyback up & join the club & enjoy the ride!

[Wes Smith @TheeWesSmith]

Watching @CheetoSantino on @SkepticTankPod talking booze & bourbon got me remembering my Evan Williams days in highschool... What you think about that @CheetoSantino ever drink that shit?

[Wes Smith @TheeWesSmith]

Taste of Talking Jive for ya...

[Wes Smith @TheeWesSmith]

Talking Jive coming at you this week! Event info below. Sitdown standup & podcast rehearsal. Who knows what'll happen. Tune in & see! 😉
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@TheoVon Out & Doubt, Son!

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@FrenchVan_Ellie @TheoVon Get that hitta son! I'd nibble a piece or two. 👀👻🤡

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About to crash... Starting to feel like Lindsay Lohan at an NBA game. Night, night!✨

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Guess Who's Back?!?! 😛😁🤘#TheReturn #LaughsMatter #WesSmithComedy #Corona