Parclays punk

Travel. History. ManUtd. 🇰🇪

[Parclays punk @Thee_Rodney]

I know we are generally in the doldrums but it's worse in Uganda 🤦🏽‍♂️🚮

[Muhoozi Kainerugaba @mkainerugaba]

Okay. Honourable Sodo has requested that we postpone our demonstration. We have postponed it. My demands from the Turks are simple. They should IMMEDIATELY hand over Lumbuye or expel him from their country. If they don't we will fight them!

[Parclays punk @Thee_Rodney]

93% danganya toto jinga

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Russia launched one of its heaviest combined strikes of the war overnight.

611 drones and 70 missiles targeting Kyiv and other cities.

Ukraine intercepted ~93% (632 of 681), but 20 ballistic missiles and 27 drones broke through, hitting 42 locations across nearly every Kyiv district.

The Kyiv-Pechersk Lavra (UNESCO World Heritage site, founded 1051) caught fire.

Zelensky called it "one of Russia's most serious crimes against Christian culture."

At least 4-5 killed in Kyiv, 5 more killed in Kharkiv including 4 rescuers hit in a deliberate double-tap strike.

~140,000 briefly lost power.

The attack came hours after a Zelensky-Trump call and ahead of the G7 summit in France.

[Parclays punk @Thee_Rodney]

It's always them disregarding the queue at a Carrefour near you.

[Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango]

Lake naivasha resort inakataza wasomali kuingia ati because of their uncouth behaviour

And weirdly, i actually understand

Some of these guys just ruin everything they set their hands upon

[Charles Kanjama SC @ckanjama]

It is absolutely NOT OPEN to FKE to advise employers to use NSSF rates prescribed under a law declared as UNCONSTITUTIONAL. It is not a matter of unilateral employer choice or discretion. Employers must revert to the old rates unless they secure their employees' consent, or they set aside the prevailing court order.

It bears repeating: unless & until set aside, court orders must be obeyed, else we end up in a situation of anarchy & legal confusion.

For clarity, any employer who makes unlawful deductions on an employee's payslip is LIABLE to the employee under both law & contract for the deducted sum. Only permitted coercive deductions are statutory deductions or those arising from a court order. Other deductions must be voluntary i.e. founded on employee's written consent or on a collective bargaining agreement (CBA).

[Parclays punk @Thee_Rodney]

@kinjeketile Mad. Only our collective resolve will cure this evil when the time comes, a few months from now.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

For years, the Auditor-General has exposed billions lost through financial mismanagement and irregular expenditure. Yet accountability remains elusive.

I have formally sought a statement in @Senate_KE on the effectiveness of the @EACCKenya in acting on these findings. Kenyans deserve answers, action, and justice, not endless audit reports gathering dust.

Public money must serve the people, not the corrupt.
#Accountability

[B @ngwata_]

Offices and desks at Department of Weights & Measures under @Trade_Kenya and @GovLeeKinyanjui have been empty since morning. Not a single member of staff in sight.
All office doors wide are open.

[B @ngwata_]

There has been no one at work at the Nairobi Rivers Commission @nairobi_rivers since 10am.

[Parclays punk @Thee_Rodney]

As usual with this regime, Tourism gets the garbage.

[Hussein Mohamed, MBS. @HusseinMohamedg]

President William Ruto has reassigned Principal Secretaries Prof. Julius Bitok and Joseph Ololtuaa, with PS Bitok moving to the Tourism docket and PS Ololtuaa taking over Basic Education.

[Parclays punk @Thee_Rodney]

I don't understand why Kenya is still under the 'Yellow Fever Risk' category. The @Min_TourismKE , @Kato_kenya , @KTF_Kenya, needs to lobby hard against this status.

[Parclays punk @Thee_Rodney]

Obertan doesn't deserve this 😭😂

[BIG SPUNKS 🫵🏽 @Bigspunks]

Garnacho used to get all limelight, always in the news like he’s the new Ronaldo and even got Argentina CALL UP just because he played for Manchester United.

But he’s just Obertan with Aura of Ronaldo .

Now at Chelsea he can’t even get into Kwara Tv news talkless of Argentina 🇦🇷 Squad.

The small relevance he’s getting now is just because he once wore the famous United Jersey and that’s the only thing he will be remembered for .

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

C J Martha Koome must now take charge of her Judges or resign. How does a whole Court of Appeal deliver a decision on the wrong application?

[B @ngwata_]

@MugambiNandi Unfortunately it’s a monetary shakedown targeting private motorists and has nothing much to do with enforcing road safety for all.

[𝚂𝙽𝙸𝙿𝙴𝙳™ @The_Banned_Vids]

[POV]: A tank spotted you

[Parclays punk @Thee_Rodney]

🤮🚮

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
What were his bloggers saying about Uhuru, while circulating inconsistent documents?

We have now heard it straight from the horse’s mouth. Trump asked, and he agreed.

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

One thing about the just concluded Finance Bill 2026 stakeholder submissions, they were truly rich with simulations on the implications of the proposals.

A 🧵on some simulations that stood out for me.

[Paul Muite SC @Paul_Muite]

1)Ebola issue;2)Gen-Zees executions & continuing abductions & executions;3)CORRUPTION resulting in the unbearably high cost of living: are all solid grounds for impeachment of the President W.S Ruto.I fully support.Over to you Parliament.

[June 25th @Jasiri_D30]

@BillowKerrow Because it is the current president that called and asked for 13.5million usd for land rights... The Americans themselves said it.

[Parclays punk @Thee_Rodney]

Garage iko karibu kunililisha machos.

[Kenson Mutethia @KensonMutethia]

3 Huge Blows Today:
1. HC has stopped the establishment of an Ebola quarantine facility.
2. Quite hugely, COA has said that the NSSF Act 2013, having been declared unconstitutional by ELRC, NSSF cannot make deductions under the Act.
3. ELC has stopped the Langata housing project.