Michael Simon

Former professional lacrosse player MLL/PLL

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

Facts! Legendary player!

Also, I miss being your bodyguard

[Matt Bocklet @Bocko7]

When the @DenverOutlaws played the Hounds we used to have @Thee_Tree stand in between me and @AirHeart12 on the same wing so that I could run free without him harassing me. Just shows how much teams had to game plan for him.

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

@danarestia My only change to the seeding would be the last team in pool A falls to the 6 seed while the first place team in pool B gets the 5 seed. A small change with big playoff implications for the top pool B team. Japan / Haudenosaunee quarterfinals feels like a crime to the lax world

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

@MarcusHolman1 The video quality and replays make me feel less bad about my MLL playing days

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

The “debate me bro” era we are currently in had to be like stage 5 of 8 as society slid into dystopia timeline depicted in “Idiocracy”

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

@GregBeast32 Fair points

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

@GregBeast32 Has anyone considered weighted stats per game? Given the shorter format of PLL games if Trevor kept pace it would have been 38.75 wins in a 60 minute game. I’m not sure what to really do with weighted stats for PLL/MLL comparisons but I think about this often.

[Matt Bocklet @Bocko7]

Greatest pro game ever played.

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

@ECDmike Then you go and do something like this…

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

@ECDmike @EastCoastDyes @wulb_official Never been more disappointed in you… CT, GB, G opportunity wasted

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

An impossible question since all the greats of the MLL would be just as great in todays PLL. The venues are a little nicer, the slow motion highlights a little clearer but talent on field hasn’t changed much.

[Rise Up! 🎙 @RiseUp_Pod]

Who's one player from the MLL that would be unstoppable in the @PremierLacrosse today?

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

@FlowGo37 @RyanFlanagan24 This will make a great 30 for 30 one day

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

Congrats gentlemen! #GoCougars

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

Hurt just getting out of bed this morning

[Kyle M. Harrison @KyleHarrison18]

Me watchin all the PLL training camp highlights wishing I was playing, then remembering at least I won’t get checked by them cats across the forearm ever again and being ok.

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

Great day to be a cougar

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

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[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

How do you do it?

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

@FlowGo37 Learned this valuable life lesson from my father long ago…

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

Nobody:

“Crease” defensemen in 90s:

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

@FlowGo37 Great, now I have decide if I have to block friends after starting to block everyone bragging about their Twitter blue status.

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

@gobidesert25 Honestly, I’d like the rules to include the glove as an extension of the stick in this hold scenario. If a D guy lands a check below the wrist in the v of the glove and stick, it’s a great check no matter how long contact is held

[Michael Simon @Thee_Tree]

@ECDmike Can confirm. Scored one during the @StevensonLax alumni game this year. Been practicing on weekends.