A college valedictorian accidentally snuck a Technoblade quote into her graduation ceremony after she did not know it would be read on stage
"No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful"
My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
My stepfather once told me that if I ever told anyone that I saw him holding hands with his executive assistant Gary at the Cinnabon two towns over he’d dig a hole in the backyard and bury me alive
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