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26/ Spongebob/ Chain smoke til I die

[SquidwardTennisBalls @Theegreenolive]

44 days sober y'all.

[Marion Iowa Police @MarionIaPolice]

The MPD is asking for the public's help to locate a missing 78 year old Marion resident, Dewight "Butch" Jones. He is 5'9", 190 pounds, with blue eyes and white/grey hair. He was last seen near Fareway wearing an IOWA jacket, a blue vest, black pants, and a blue ball cap.

[Marion Iowa Police @MarionIaPolice]

The MPD is looking for Pardon Keith, age 77. He has Dementia, Alzheimers, and Diabetes. He was last seen on a walk near the Marion Jiffy Lube around 2pm, today, and was wearing a black hat that says "RETIRED", a navy blue jacket and gray pants.

Please call us if you see him.

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

"You did not just call n wake me up to talking about some MF aliens😭" #Cunter

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

Y'all ever feel like you finna have to kill yourself or the trash MF you can't detach from?

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

I told my boss my name was OK n he was like OK but I'm not calling you that bc you're never OK.

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

Greyson: why do you sound like ...depression?

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

One time I got blackout drunk n my friends dragged me to their house n ratchet strapped me to their couch. 🤣

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

How my manager get pink eye before me? I be eating ass like daily.

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

I feel so much more than the stress
I am so much more than depressed

[SquidwardTennisBalls @Theegreenolive]

😂

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

Turns out backdooring doesn't only mean anal.

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

Me

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

#BlackEye

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

Sisterhood of the traveling plants 🤣🤣😀

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

The fact I be at work with leftover makeup looking like shit so much, everyone thought my black eye was just makeup at first. 🤣

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

Buy a mf pants, tell em they can get into yo pants whenever they want. 😏

[SquidwardTennisBalls @Theegreenolive]

He won't put my lighter in his mouth but has me eat his ass.

[SquidwardTennisBalls @Theegreenolive]

I posted this nigga 147x's times, he's posted me 4.

[Juiceboxx @Trippyconvo]

How to lose a guy in 10 days is so dumb 🤣 I'm finna come out with a How to lose a guy in 1 day.