Emily Smith

❤️haley and our kiddos, teaching, math/logic games, old school and neo soul music, comedy, sushi, the color orange, and bridges.

[Emily Smith @Theemmybem]

@EoinHiggins_ What they need to do is send out two doxles port side then drive a wedge under the stern and... shove it up your butt

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@AngelMD1103 How do they get in without membership?

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@TrumpGirlLove Why does like every cheating person have this response?
Seriously.. therapists? Folks who understand human behavior? Why is the first response something along the lines of “why did you con me like this/waste my time?” As if that isnt what they are doing to their spouses?!!

[@Ima 🇺🇸💙🔬🔭 @imatweet25]

Here’s the full 60 Minutes segment on CECOT that Bari Weiss and CBS censored.
#BoycottCBS

[Emily Smith @Theemmybem]

@parkersity_9 Spot on. Literally deep dive into it and you will lose sleep— they had entire breeding plantations.

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@paulfeig When we were there at the end of June of that year, I remember seeing a lot of American flags getting ready for july 4–not many pride flags—I was a bit disappointed, but I remember THIS shop had their flag out and it made me and my partner feel welcome. Sorry for your loss. 🧡

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@RogueStormX @fairylitee Lmao. Not men telling on men.

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@fairylitee Trust what your inner circle is telling you (with your man, job, health,etc)

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@dissproportion No. Some of my students in serious sports are my slowest. Video games, tablets, and phones are the cause

[benji 🪐#nosytwt BIRTHDAYYYYAYAY 🎈🎈🎉 @burntfroggies]

https://t.co/J9FYhKeVJB

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@burnthefrog Fdt

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@FAFO_TV The cameraman should be looked at

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@ChisomAgbafor False

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@kristenmag I think it would have been seen as fake and falsified

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@calix517 I’ve been called out on this by an engineer friend of mine. I love Math. My favorite number is 37 and she thinks that that’s bonkers. I also like 51 and 17.

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@WallStreetApes I would like to get rid of most of the sexual stuff on TV. It’s normally irrelevant to the plot.

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@j_bambrick Bullsh**

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@hotjorts @_parasocial When someone shows you who they are, believe them

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@THEEDON304 Honestly i dont want my match (confrontational) because i dont like people like that. But i agree with this statement because where did all that negative energy come from all the sudden??

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@anactualwalnut Yall have to be on one to think that its not cheaper to cook at home. How would a restaurant that must up the prices to stay in business be the same price? That doesn’t make sense

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@jennifersnudes I thought you were rephrasing “the grass is greener” for a second… lmao